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A devoted pet owner splashed out £300 – to save the life of his constipated goldfish.

The man took the 3-inch tiddler to vets to ease its discomfort after noticing it was struggling to deficate.

He hoped after a simple procedure the fish would be back happily swimming in his office tank.

But the company boss was in for a shock when staff at the Toll Barn Veterinary Centre told him the delicate surgery would cost £300.

Man spends £300 on treating constipated goldfish | Metro News

[Johnno]

I think he's got a screw loose.  I bet if you squeezed the fish a couple of times it would of cleared it

[Dazzler]

 

[Phil №❶]

I think he's got a screw loose.  I bet if you squeezed the fish a couple of times it would of cleared it

No bricks, this time. 

[FatBoy]

I can clean a fish in about 30 seconds, and gut it too!!

[Doggie 1]

FatBoy, may I inquire as to what exactly you were Googling when you came across this piece of information?   
Crappy fish?

[FatBoy]

FatBoy, may I inquire as to what exactly you were Googling when you came across this piece of information?   
Crappy fish?

'Twasn't me that posted it, Your Honour.  'Twas another member.

I can see the headlines now, "Ex-policeman falsely accuses fine upstanding citizen of Googling fish poo!"   

[Doggie 1]

FatBoy, may I inquire as to what exactly you were Googling when you came across this piece of information?   
Crappy fish?

'Twasn't me that posted it, Your Honour.  'Twas another member.

I can see the headlines now, "Ex-policeman falsely accuses fine upstanding citizen of Googling fish poo!"   

But I have credible evidence that you were an accomplice. 

[FatBoy]

FatBoy, may I inquire as to what exactly you were Googling when you came across this piece of information?   
Crappy fish?

'Twasn't me that posted it, Your Honour.  'Twas another member.

I can see the headlines now, "Ex-policeman falsely accuses fine upstanding citizen of Googling fish poo!"   

But I have credible evidence that you were an accomplice. 

You said you deleted those photos!!!  Oh, the other evidence...   

[Doggie 1]