Seven Interesting Facts!!
>
>
> 1) What is a KISS?
> It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to
> further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build the next
> GENERATION.
>
> 2) Latest Statistics: What men do after sex?
> * 2% eat.
> * 3% smoke cigarettes.
> * 4% take shower.
> * 5% go to sleep.
> * 86% get up and go back home to their wives.
>
> 3) Why is your dick better than a credit card?
> * Once spent it recharges itself.
> * It is accepted worldwide
> * You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.
>
> 4) A man was carrying 3 babies in a train. The lady sitting next to
him
> asked: Are they your babies?
> MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer
> COMPLAINTS.
>
> 5) Women top 5 lies:
> I am a virgin.
> It is so big.
> I can't do that to my best friend.
> I won't gain weight after marriage
> I am coming! I am coming!!!
>
> 6) A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic?
> She says: What is that?
> He says: We go Home, F*ck, and then you disappear.
>
> 7) What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
> Your SALARY...It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it
> doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!
