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Title: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: AlanHo on April 18, 2017, 19:26:03
At last we get a general election.

I have high hopes it will severely damage the Labour Party and the killjoy Liberals

:link: Home - BBC News (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news)
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: eye30 on April 18, 2017, 19:52:48
So you'll  be voting for the monster raving loony party

Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: asathorny on April 18, 2017, 20:05:20
At last we get a general election.

I have high hopes it will severely damage the Labour Party and the killjoy Liberals

:link: Home - BBC News (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news)


Erection, severely damage the labour party!!!!

Pay attention Alan please,  Corbyn has been doing that for some time now without any assistance from Mother Theresa <sigh>
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: AlanHo on April 18, 2017, 20:20:52
At last we get a general election.

I have high hopes it will severely damage the Labour Party and the killjoy Liberals

:link: Home - BBC News (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news)


Erection, severely damage the labour party!!!!

Pay attention Alan please,  Corbyn has been doing that for some time now without any assistance from Mother Theresa <sigh>

That'll leave you in a quandary as to how to vote. perhaps you need to dig up the back garden and install a deep bunker so you have somewhere to go until the dust settles. :rofl: :rofl:

This is going to be an election night I will stay up to relish - whatever happens.

Your reference to "erection" I don't quite get - is it a subtle reference to the past dalliance between the gorgeous Dianne Abbot and the handsome Corbyn by any chance.

Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: asathorny on April 18, 2017, 22:12:24
Yes It'll be interesting for sure, staying up all night Alan, no.   

Whatever the outcome it will not have a long term effect on you and I, unless you've found the elixer of life and are keeping quiet about it  :crazy1: :crazy1: :crazy1:

We old coffin dodgers can sit back and laugh at the pantomime in progress.

The erection was no more than a spoonerism on election Alan, not like you to be so obtuse ???

To be honest I am already fed up with the news coverage  :faint: :faint: :faint: :faint:
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: cruiserfied on April 19, 2017, 03:32:35
No point getting excited about elections over here. The trend for the last decade has been overthrowing the elected person cause the other members don't like them anymore.
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: mickd on April 19, 2017, 04:21:11
Yep, Mal's a goner 
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: cruiserfied on April 19, 2017, 12:31:42
Yep, Mal's a goner

And he didn't get voted in either lol
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: mickd on April 20, 2017, 06:25:45
Surely they wouldn't go the recycling  path and get the "red budgie smuggler" back.
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: Dazzler on April 20, 2017, 11:08:16
Surely they wouldn't go the recycling  path and get the "red budgie smuggler" back.

Jeez I hope not (he was embarrassing!) Out version of Trump!
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: Phil №❶ on April 20, 2017, 12:37:05
Who else is there. Should be Perter Costello, IMO  :exclaim:
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: Shambles on April 20, 2017, 12:57:03
Quote from: Phil №❶
Who else is there. Should be Perter Costello, IMO  :exclaim:

I remember him with the other guy.

Abbott and CostelloWiki

Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: Surferdude on April 20, 2017, 13:08:44
Quote from: Phil №❶
Who else is there. Should be Perter Costello, IMO  :exclaim:

I remember him with the other guy.

Abbott and CostelloWiki
Yep. There was a time when we were in real danger of being led by Abbott and Costello.
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: cruiserfied on April 20, 2017, 13:44:31
Who else is there. Should be Perter Costello, IMO  :exclaim:

I think our best shot is with the honorary Glenn Robbins.
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: CraigB on April 20, 2017, 13:47:09
I think our best shot is with the honorary Glenn Robbins.
I think the best shot would be between the eyes for the lot of them :evil:
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: mickd on April 20, 2017, 22:56:54
Who else is there. Should be Perter Costello, IMO  :exclaim:

I think our best shot is with the honorary Glenn Robbins.


Ok , Russell Coight or Unlce Arthur ?
 :rofl: :rofl:
A lot of our pollies would be worried, sniveling Pine would just quit.

Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: Doggie 1 on April 21, 2017, 02:43:29
I'd pick Abbott. He's nothing like Trump, really.
As long as they don't put that bloody Bishop in there. She's Malcolm with a skirt.
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: The Gonz on April 21, 2017, 03:08:57
Abbott strikes me as having been unfairly poorly supported but more genuine than any we've had for a long time.
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: Doggie 1 on April 21, 2017, 04:01:36
I agree.
And he is a conservative, which unfortunately these days makes one a target of ridicule and subject to name calling, it seems.
I think he is a genuine person who speaks more for the party faithful than does Turnbull (who originally sought pre-selection by the ALP when he entered politics) and Julie Bishop, who is very talented but has shown herself to be of dubious character with low ethical standards. IMO.
Abbott has a massive public support base, but people seem to either love him or hate him and there's plenty in both camps.
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: mickd on April 21, 2017, 04:57:31
Love them or hate them , seems to sum all pollies in general.
No to Bishop,  NO !!!! to Pauline.
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: Dazzler on April 21, 2017, 06:03:04
Abbott strikes me as having been unfairly poorly supported but more genuine than any we've had for a long time.

Who asked for your opinion...  :whistler: :evil: :snigger:

Dave doesn't need any encouragement..  :TutTut:
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: Doggie 1 on April 21, 2017, 06:41:17
See what I mean?   :P
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: mickd on April 21, 2017, 08:23:29
Allanho ,
Seems us Aussies have  hi-jacked your post, we must have more variety   :lol:
Saw a report about your oppositions current situation,  amazing. He'd be long gone down here.

Any of your people wear budgie smugglers ?
Do you want a Pauline or a Pine or a Shorten ?
 :D
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: AlanHo on April 22, 2017, 07:12:47
Allanho ,
Seems us Aussies have  hi-jacked your post, we must have more variety   :lol:
Saw a report about your oppositions current situation,  amazing. He'd be long gone down here.

Any of your people wear budgie smugglers ?
Do you want a Pauline or a Pine or a Shorten ?
 :D

I am so used to you aussies hi-jacking posts that I am now a closet Aussie. I have corks dangling from my hat, drink tinnies, wear short trousers all the time, fire up the Barbie even when it's pissing down with rain, call women Sheila's and continually brag about my physical attributes.

However it's a masquerade - I actually already have a shorten.
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: Dazzler on April 22, 2017, 07:25:01
:rofl: great answer Alan (you're still sharp)
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: mickd on April 22, 2017, 07:36:52
Alan !!!
No thongs !?   :crazy1:
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: Shambles on April 22, 2017, 07:54:16
Quote from: AlanHo
However it's a masquerade - I actually already have a shorten.

:lol:

I just wish I had half the wit of Alan, then I could alter my name to...

Oh, wait.
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: Doggie 1 on April 22, 2017, 07:54:51
Alan in a thong?   :Shocked:

Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: AlanHo on April 22, 2017, 08:09:38
Is a thong thomething a guy with a lithp things.

Or is it a cord to keep Haemorrhoids in place

Or is it a flip flop shoe

I lack any of them
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: The Gonz on April 22, 2017, 08:26:34
It seems Alan's always shorten sharp. :lol:
Title: Re: The Best News I Have Read for a Long Time
Post by: mickd on April 22, 2017, 08:52:39
Is a thong thomething a guy with a lithp things.

Or is it a cord to keep Haemorrhoids in place

Or is it a flip flop shoe

I lack any of them

 :rofl:  :rofl:  good stuff  Allan, mmaaaate

doggie 1 , footwear mate footwear,  not crossing over to where gonz's cheap diesel has gone  :mrgreen:  and NOT even going suggest a pair of budgie smugglers  to allan   :D
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