[AlanHo]

Another fine example of our wonderful nanny state

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218

[Dazzler]

I like the "half baked comment"

How ridiculous 

[succulant]

I saw that on the news this evening. What a joke 

[rustynutz]

 

[2i30s]

it could take someones eye out.    knives and forks could be dangerous ,they'll ban them next. 

[Dazzler]

I just found some in the pantry .. so I threw them out 

The neighbour is unconscious on his front lawn and the postman appears to have lost an eye 

[Surferdude]

I'll see your triangular biscuits and raise you a high fiving Lollipop Man.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/hampton-lollipop-man-reprimanded-for-high-fiving-students/story-fngqim8m-1226605498732

[The Gonz]

Good grief! 
Let's all wear thick cotton overalls and eat nothing but porridge with our fingers (better cut your fingernails with safety scissors first!) before we're all thrown - gently - into padded jail cells. 

[Doggie 1]

 

[2i30s]

just don't try getting those scissors on a plane gonz. 

[The Gonz]

I seriously had to remember to trim my nails before a busy week of flying, so yes, even a small nail trimmer has now been separated from my keyring. 

[Aussie Keith]

In very small print down the bottom you'll see this story was embargoed until April 1st.   

And if you can't see it I'm sure they meant to put it there.