Something Snowcherry said in another thread reminded me of a very serious and private bloke I used to work with and some of the funny things he used to come out with...
She said she had a soft spot for a certain place...
This co-worker had a run in with a very annoying lady who kept on having a shot at him about every little detail..
She said to him " people like me must really annoy you" and he said "not really, I've got a soft spot for people like you..." ..... yeah it's called a swamp...
She wasn't impressed...
Another time I came back from the doctors and said I thought it was funny how the Doctor always said...
"so what seems to be the matter...?"
He said next time the doctor said that to me I should say...
"so is that why you call this a practice"
He was very dry.. but also very witty (I wish I could remember more)
Cheers,
Dazz