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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: Dazzler on January 24, 2021, 16:46:17

Title: Apology from Dazzler
Post by: Dazzler on January 24, 2021, 16:46:17: Greetings earthlings from co-founder of this site and your joint Leader.

While I've been talking regularly with our excellent management team including Steve. (Shambles) and the global moderators. Some of you may have noticed me being conspicuous by my absence.

Anyway sorry about that but I've had a busy month..

Separated from my 3rd wife of 23 years due to irreconcilable differences.

Decided to put my mansion (mean my humble abode) on the market for offers over 1million.

Decided to start a new million dollars plus project in another city.

I'm in the process of finding suitable premise or land to build premises on.

I've got rough plans drawn. I'll be able to do the official plans too. I've done my own drafting for the last 4 houses I've built

Designing my own logos (I'm also and artist. if you didn't know.

Well under way with writing and advertising jingle which I may very well record with my own voice (sample to come shortly)

I won't physically build the premises, but more than capable of fitting it out. Have done all the painting and floor and wall tiling in my previous builds plus even laid floor heating etc.

As far as running the business is concerned I was in Banking and retail management for over 20 years so that should be "a piece of pi$$"

I'm also in the process of writing two books about my life.. one about my normal life ..

3 wives, 34 cars, 19 grandchildren etc..

Plus another about my secret life which I can't talk about much on here.. but it's got a working title of 100s of Shades of Crimson. It is all true and makes 50 shades of grey look like a kids bedtime story book :crazy1: :rofl:

Any questions.

I've probably forgotten a few things and quite a few things I've done this month can't even be mentioned on here like the cute little Japanese girl in Ulverstone called Alice. :winker:

Oh yeah, BTW I've decided to design and get applied so matching subtle mirror image forearm sleeve tattoos a but like these.

(https://i.ibb.co/6v1jSsg/cb03f8e8defa279e592bfbebd17d54c5.jpg) (https://ibb.co/rbcDhy4)

(https://i.ibb.co/j6P2jbt/2e935fc46b937e5597a28e2f5246645a.jpg) (https://ibb.co/kHsfP5Z)
Title: Re: Apology from Dazzler
Post by: neptune on January 27, 2021, 17:06:28: Tattoos on your forearm....jeez they are going to be small aren't they?
Title: Re: Apology from Dazzler
Post by: AlanHo on January 27, 2021, 18:48:35: Since this is on an open forum I will be diplomatic

More people might admire them if you had the tattoos on your manhood. :evil: :evil: :evil:
Title: Re: Apology from Dazzler
Post by: asathorny on January 27, 2021, 20:09:09: Alan, doya mean the Ludo tattoo, well it's Ludo till the wood comes anyway :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Apology from Dazzler
Post by: Dazzler on January 27, 2021, 20:24:02: Quote from: AlanHo on January 27, 2021, 18:48:35
Since this is on an open forum I will be diplomatic

More people might admire them if you had the tattoos on your manhood. :evil: :evil: :evil:

Been there done that already. It says supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or just super when I'm not excited.

Quote from: neptune on January 27, 2021, 17:06:28
Tattoos on your forearm....jeez they are going to be small aren't they?
Actually I have fairly substantial forearms now..
Title: Re: Apology from Dazzler
Post by: Endeavor on January 28, 2021, 06:53:58: WOW.. you are a very busy man.
All the best in your endeavors ... ( look who says it)..