Nigella

asathorny · **Reply #30: June 20, 2013, 19:03:57**

It'll be a bit of a squeeze but she can bunk in with me if she's in a fix.... I don't mind helping out

eye30 · **Reply #31: June 20, 2013, 19:53:00**

Quote from: asathorny on June 20, 2013, 19:03:57

It'll be a bit of a squeeze but she can bunk in with me if she's in a fix.... I don't mind helping out

And don't forget her tv dinners

kittikat · **Reply #32: June 21, 2013, 12:08:44**

A caution!

Never an excuse to do that to your spouse.

If he behaves like that in public, imagine what he would be capable of doing in the privacy of their home.

I hope she moves on and finds someone who treats her with the respect she (and everyone) deserves.

The Gonz · **Reply #33: June 21, 2013, 13:21:11**

Doggie 1 · **Reply #34: June 22, 2013, 13:19:35**

I bet he would.

eye30 · **Reply #35: June 25, 2013, 14:26:51**

In today's paper her hubbie now says he was wiping away SNOT.

Dazzler · **Reply #36: June 25, 2013, 22:53:07**

Quote from: eye30 on June 25, 2013, 14:26:51

In today's paper her hubbie now says he was wiping away SNOT.

Snot very believable

Ugly Mongrel · **Reply #37: June 25, 2013, 22:58:22**

Quote from: Dazzler on June 25, 2013, 22:53:07

Quote from: eye30 on June 25, 2013, 14:26:51
In today's paper her hubbie now says he was wiping away SNOT.

Snot very believable

Snot possible either.

Phil №❶ · **Reply #38: June 26, 2013, 00:07:38**

Quote from: eye30 on June 17, 2013, 18:41:24

Update

In Monday's Evening Standard, Mr Saatchi said: "About a week ago, we were sitting outside a restaurant having an intense debate about the children, and I held Nigella's neck repeatedly while attempting to emphasise my point.

"There was no grip, it was a playful tiff.

"Nigella's tears were because we both hate arguing, not because she had been hurt.

Ugly Mongrel · **Reply #39: June 26, 2013, 02:06:44**

Maybe Nigella's nose runs when she cries.

Snot unheard of.

Surferdude · **Reply #40: June 26, 2013, 07:16:17**

But it was on her neck.

eye30 · **Reply #41: June 26, 2013, 09:40:15**

Boggies were running and he had to catch them.

Doggie 1 · **Reply #42: June 26, 2013, 11:08:31**

I'd catch her boogies.

Ugly Mongrel · **Reply #43: July 07, 2013, 06:32:30**

Does anyone have Nigella's phone number? She may be in need of some tactile cuddles.

http://m.smh.com.au/world/saatchi-divorcing-tv-chef-nigella-lawson-20130707-2pjrc.html

Dazzler · **Reply #44: July 07, 2013, 06:35:39**

I'm sure she can find someone nicer

Doggie 1 · **Reply #45: July 07, 2013, 10:47:14**

I'm here.!
Over here!!
Niga!

Phil №❶ · **Reply #46: July 07, 2013, 12:21:29**

I think you mean "Dearest Nigella"

Doggie 1 · **Reply #47: July 07, 2013, 12:22:37**

It's a term of endearment, a pet name.
She'll know when she sees it.

Surferdude · **Reply #48: July 07, 2013, 13:06:55**

Damn.
She makes me call her "Elly"

kittikat · **Reply #49: July 08, 2013, 11:56:13**

Divorcing her because she didn't defend him.

My heart bleeds for him.

I hope she finds someone who isn't such an ar#@*hole.

Doggie 1 · **Reply #50: July 08, 2013, 11:57:38**

I'm here!
Hello??
Over here..........

Phil №❶ · **Reply #51: July 08, 2013, 12:28:26**

to you kitty, for supporting the overwhelming view of male forum members.

albeit for different reasons, I suspect.

Doggie 1 · **Reply #52: July 08, 2013, 12:29:23**

Shambles · **Reply #53: July 08, 2013, 12:59:55**

Quote from: kittikat

I hope she finds someone who isn't such an ar#@*hole.

You spelt it incorrectly.

It's "arsehole" and I agree whole-heartedly.

rustynutz · **Reply #54: July 08, 2013, 13:51:26**

Don't you mean hole-heartedly?

eye30 · **Reply #55: July 31, 2013, 14:46:36**

Nigella Lawson and Charles Saatchi granted divorce

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23517751

Doggie 1 · **Reply #56: July 31, 2013, 14:49:48**

She's free.

Dazzler · **Reply #57: July 31, 2013, 23:58:58**

Quote from: eye30 on July 31, 2013, 14:46:36

Nigella Lawson and Charles Saatchi granted divorce

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23517751

Even the Judge wanted to give her a "quickie"

rustynutz · **Reply #58: August 01, 2013, 00:40:06**

I wish we could get divorced as quickly...

Here in OZ you have to be separated for at least 12 months...

Phil №❶ · **Reply #59: August 01, 2013, 02:54:23**

Somehow, I don't think she'll be "free" for long.