[Doggie 1]

I am a Registered Nurse love my job most of the time!

I have found that police and nurses have an affinity.
They both need a similar sense of humour to cope.
They even joined forces and started a bank over here. 
http://pnbank.com.au/

[Just Rick]

I am a Registered Nurse love my job most of the time!

Is it true nurses carry cold spoons in their pockets? 

silly question,if they carry them in their pockets their not going to be cold are they,depends on what pocket they have them in they could be quite warm 

Welcome to the Asylum Mum23girls

[neptune]

I am a Registered Nurse love my job most of the time!

Is it true nurses carry cold spoons in their pockets? 

I will ask the wifey for you Gonz.......

[Lester]

I am a Registered Nurse love my job most of the time!

I have found that police and nurses have an affinity.
They both need a similar sense of humour to cope.
They even joined forces and started a bank over here. 
http://pnbank.com.au/

Coppers and Nurses, joined at the hip, I married one.   Post Florence Nightingale era of course.

[rustynutz]

I seem to have a thing for nurses too... 

[rickai]

Gday peeps, i'mma PV engineer, specialized in designing solar photovoltaic systems. Recently designed a few 100kW systems for some commercial premises, currently at the stage of installation. We just racked up a deal with IGA so you'll most likely see lot of solar panels going on top of IGA shopping centres in the coming years. I'm in the NSW department but we also have branches in QLD and VIC. Not only commercial, but we also do residential so if you looking for something to save your energy bills, I can give you some good advice or even cut you some good deals. 

On my free time, i like to throw money at my GD i30, which makes my gf mad and jealous most of the time. 

[tla]

Interesting article about the most and least trusted professions.  Top: nurses. Bottom: car-salesmen

http://www.theage.com.au/business/the-most-trusted--and-the-least-20130502-2iusc.html

[Doggie 1]

I've always said that nurses should be on top.

[The Gonz]

Coppers and Nurses, joined at the hip, I married one.   Post Florence Nightingale era of course.

Only just 

[Phil №❶]

I seem to have a thing for nurses too... 

Me 2

[Lester]

I've always said that nurses should be on top.

I'll drink to that... Slurp... On top of what ?

OK, waiting for the 'naughty nursie pics to arrive on here.

[Phil №❶]

Must find some NZ Mussels 


Very 

Any complaints

[Just Rick]

Yeah I'm confused.why the hell is she sniffing a pair of boxer shorts,or maybe the occupant is still close by 

[Phil №❶]

Surely you don't need an explanation, you've spent enough time in hospitals, haven't you had your boxer's sniffed by a nurse 

[Lester]

I went to Auckland Hospital, I think that sheila was a nurse there.   I picked up some noro virus from the Celebrity Solstice they reckon, but some food poisoning with it.

When I got home, I went into the local hospital for a couple of days...goddam it, that sheila is a nurse at Batemans Bay Hospital and they are my boxers.

[Just Rick]

Surely you don't need an explanation, you've spent enough time in hospitals, haven't you had your boxer's sniffed by a nurse 

Not by one looking or dressed like that,I could only wish,but It probably wouldn't help because my luck I would have a broken boner Urrr!! Bone 

[Phil №❶]

I went to Auckland Hospital, I think that sheila was a nurse there.   I picked up some noro virus from the Celebrity Solstice they reckon, but some food poisoning with it.

When I got home, I went into the local hospital for a couple of days...goddam it, that sheila is a nurse at Batemans Bay Hospital and they are my boxers.

No wonder you've been silent here for a while 

@Rick,

Last I heard, you had many broken boners bones. 

[Mum23girls]

Oh my.... 

 

[Doggie 1]

Oh my.... 

 

You must wonder what on earth you have joined. 
Deep down we're nice people. Truly. 
We need more females to balance the ledger and keep us all in check. 

[Just Rick]

I went to Auckland Hospital, I think that sheila was a nurse there.   I picked up some noro virus from the Celebrity Solstice they reckon, but some food poisoning with it.

When I got home, I went into the local hospital for a couple of days...goddam it, that sheila is a nurse at Batemans Bay Hospital and they are my boxers.

No wonder you've been silent here for a while 

@Rick,

Last I heard, you had many broken boners bones. 

Phil sadly yes more than I ever wished to have,the accident I had in 76,nigh on finished me,there wasn't to many unbroken bones from that one,had my nose broken seven times,last one was by the doctor to reset my nose,I won't go into how that was done,but it invovle a long nosed set of pleirs,well thats what they looked like to me,just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes 

[Just Rick]

Oh my.... 

 

You must wonder what on earth you have joined. 
Deep down we're nice people. Truly. 
We need more females to balance the ledger and keep Dave in check. 

There Ya Go fixed it for Ya Dave

[Phil №❶]

It's actually Lester's fault. He got sick in NZ. 

[Doggie 1]

Thanks Phil.

[2i30s]

Yeah I'm confused.why the hell is she sniffing a pair of boxer shorts,or maybe the occupant is still close by 

its any wonder you had chest pains rick.    nurse Nancy. 

[Lester]

It's actually Lester's fault. He got sick in NZ. 

I plead guilty with an explanation.

[Doggie 1]

It's actually Lester's fault. He got sick in NZ. 

I plead guilty with an explanation.

In that case, you're sentenced to three weeks' nursing care.

[Lester]

It's actually Lester's fault. He got sick in NZ. 

I plead guilty with an explanation.

In that case, you're sentenced to three weeks' nursing care.

Duly accepted with no appeal.

[Doggie 1]

It's actually Lester's fault. He got sick in NZ. 

I plead guilty with an explanation.

In that case, you're sentenced to three weeks' nursing care.

Duly accepted with no appeal.

Really? 
I thought it would have had lots of appeal. 

[neptune]

It's actually Lester's fault. He got sick in NZ. 

I plead guilty with an explanation.

In that case, you're sentenced to three weeks' nursing care.

Duly accepted with no appeal.

Really? 
I thought it would have had lots of appeal. 

I think he still has the Kiwi sickness and is still confused....

[Doggie 1]

It's actually Lester's fault. He got sick in NZ. 

I plead guilty with an explanation.

In that case, you're sentenced to three weeks' nursing care.

Duly accepted with no appeal.

Really? 
I thought it would have had lots of appeal. 

I think he still has the Kiwi sickness and is still confused....

Probably. Dreaming of sheep.