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Offline adyadad

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Reply #900: February 04, 2014, 09:18:05
Traffic analyst for Victoria Police.   Yes, I do know about 30% of collisions being rear enders.   It averages 28% in my area so we're on average.
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Reply #901: February 04, 2014, 09:20:13
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Sometimes it's good to be average.
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Reply #902: February 05, 2014, 03:12:56
I always aim for mediocrity.    :lol:
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Reply #903: February 05, 2014, 03:58:24
By definition, half of us here are below average!!   :lol:

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Reply #904: February 05, 2014, 04:19:37
Count me in.  :disapp:
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Reply #905: March 05, 2014, 04:38:52
I'm a PA/Secretary... For a Law Firm in Cairns... Don't mind a bit of dic-tation  :laughter:

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Reply #906: March 05, 2014, 07:23:39
Quote from: Tabz76 on March 05, 2014, 04:38:52
Don't mind a bit of dic-tation
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Reply #907: March 05, 2014, 07:48:01
Quote from: Tabz76 on March 05, 2014, 04:38:52
I'm a PA/Secretary... For a Law Firm in Cairns... Don't mind a bit of dic-tation  :laughter:
Great, you should cope with most of our jokes then! :sweating:
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Reply #908: March 05, 2014, 08:34:25
There are only two lawyer jokes in the whole world. The rest are true stories!!!

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Reply #909: March 05, 2014, 11:36:53
Quote from: FatBoy on March 05, 2014, 08:34:25
There are only two lawyer jokes in the whole world. The rest are true stories!!!
I thought ALL lawyers were jokes.
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Reply #910: March 05, 2014, 11:43:03
Quote from: Tabz76 on March 05, 2014, 04:38:52
I'm a PA/Secretary... For a Law Firm in Cairns... Don't mind a bit of dic-tation  :laughter:

Before I answered I had to double check you were female,I can help with the first part  :whistler: but not tation,not sure what that is,at least you still have a sense of humor
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Reply #911: March 05, 2014, 11:46:35
How does a lawyer sleep?
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Reply #912: March 05, 2014, 12:01:16
 :rofl: :rofl:
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Reply #913: March 05, 2014, 23:07:40
Quote from: Dazzler on March 05, 2014, 07:48:01
Quote from: Tabz76 on March 05, 2014, 04:38:52
I'm a PA/Secretary... For a Law Firm in Cairns... Don't mind a bit of dic-tation  :laughter:
Great, you should cope with most of our jokes then! :sweating:

Yeah... Reckon I've heard em all. Blah blah blah.  :noshits:

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Reply #914: March 05, 2014, 23:23:34
Quote from: Rick-without the P on March 05, 2014, 11:43:03
Quote from: Tabz76 on March 05, 2014, 04:38:52
I'm a PA/Secretary... For a Law Firm in Cairns... Don't mind a bit of dic-tation  :laughter:

Before I answered I had to double check you were female,I can help with the first part  :whistler: but not tation,not sure what that is,at least you still have a sense of humor

Well... As my husband calls it... dick-taking. Any clearer..?!?!  :workitout:

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Reply #915: March 06, 2014, 00:10:24
 :eek: :faint:

I got it first time (and you are obviously getting it)

Obviously a bit subtle for some of our more "sheltered" members..  :lol: :lol: :Yeah:
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Reply #916: March 06, 2014, 05:55:02
Quote from: Dazzler on March 06, 2014, 00:10:24
:eek: :faint:

I got it first time (and you are obviously getting it)

Daz...Taberther did say she has a husband.....so the above statement could well be true........we hope.... ;)

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Reply #917: March 06, 2014, 06:18:39
Quote from: neptune on March 06, 2014, 05:55:02
Quote from: Dazzler on March 06, 2014, 00:10:24
:eek: :faint:

I got it first time (and you are obviously getting it)

Daz...Taberther did say she has a husband.....so the above statement could well be true........we hope.... ;)

Firstly, Tabby's fine... Thnx.   And secondly.... Of course..... pfft...  :Yeah:    :hahaha:

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Reply #918: March 06, 2014, 23:40:48
I'm a financial management analyst for a branch of the Department of Education.
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Reply #919: March 07, 2014, 09:34:07
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Reply #920: March 26, 2014, 23:59:32
I'm a paramedic
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Reply #921: March 27, 2014, 00:04:09
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Reply #922: March 27, 2014, 00:05:32
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Reply #923: March 27, 2014, 00:08:16
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Reply #924: April 05, 2014, 03:24:05
I work with disadvantaged young people at the moment, but I did a carpentry trade straight out of school :) it's good to see such a diverse range of skills in one place!!
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Reply #925: April 05, 2014, 09:33:31
Yes a real mixture! At one stage we were getting a lot of IT people and engineers.
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Reply #926: April 05, 2014, 10:07:04
Quote from: Roshi on April 05, 2014, 03:24:05
I work with disadvantaged young people at the moment, but I did a carpentry trade straight out of school :) it's good to see such a diverse range of skills in one place!!
Got a deck that needs replacing at my house!  :D
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Reply #927: April 05, 2014, 12:29:31
Quote from: TheReaper on April 05, 2014, 10:07:04
Quote from: Roshi on April 05, 2014, 03:24:05
I work with disadvantaged young people at the moment, but I did a carpentry trade straight out of school :) it's good to see such a diverse range of skills in one place!!
Got a deck that needs replacing at my house!  :D


aaahhhh!....boys and their decks......... :snigger:

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Reply #928: April 05, 2014, 12:31:53
Quote from: neptune on April 05, 2014, 12:29:31
Quote from: TheReaper on April 05, 2014, 10:07:04
Quote from: Roshi on April 05, 2014, 03:24:05
I work with disadvantaged young people at the moment, but I did a carpentry trade straight out of school :) it's good to see such a diverse range of skills in one place!!
Got a deck that needs replacing at my house!  :D


aaahhhh!....boys and their decks......... :snigger:
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Reply #929: April 05, 2014, 12:41:42
Quote from: TheReaper on April 05, 2014, 10:07:04
Quote from: Roshi on April 05, 2014, 03:24:05
I work with disadvantaged young people at the moment, but I did a carpentry trade straight out of school :) it's good to see such a diverse range of skills in one place!!
Got a deck Dick that needs replacing at my house!  :D

Fixed it for Ya Reaper  :rofl:
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