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OFF TOPIC => WORLD NEWS => General => Topic started by: AlanHo on December 04, 2021, 16:36:03

Title: Man Gets Shell Shocked.
Post by: AlanHo on December 04, 2021, 16:36:03

This true news story may well sponsor some shitty puns

 :link: Bomb squad called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital after man gets WWII mortar stuck up his bottom - Gloucestershire Live (https://tinyurl.com/2p9hax6v)

Title: Re: Man Gets Shell Shocked.
Post by: Shambles on December 04, 2021, 18:41:44

"Somehow tripped" ...


DOUBT

Title: Re: Man Gets Shell Shocked.
Post by: Ratmick on January 08, 2022, 03:12:37

I’m guessing he was lucky he’d just provided the projectile with a liberal coating of…lubricant to stop it rusting.

Title: Re: Man Gets Shell Shocked.
Post by: The Gonz on January 08, 2022, 10:27:16

That wouldn't sit comfortably with me.
That might even result in explosive diarrhea.
Hopefully it would have been resolved with the emergence of the Fast Attendance Response Team.

Title: Re: Man Gets Shell Shocked.
Post by: AlanHo on January 08, 2022, 13:34:03

 :happyjumper: