[Ugly Mongrel]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2093449/The-REALLY-big-breakfast-6-000-calorie-fry-slammed-health-campaigners--hit-diners.html

[Shambles]

Needs a few chips to go with it

[Ugly Mongrel]

Needs a few chips to go with it

Might as well get a bit of gravy with those chips, Shambles. I reckon about a litre should do it

[AlanHo]

I just met Paddy in MacDonalds - he was tucking into 12 quarter pounders and 10 boxes of chicken nuggets. He explained that the cafe up the road is selling a monster breakfast which is free if you eat it all - so he popped into MacDonalds first to check whether he could eat that much before having a go for the free breakfast.

[Dazzler]

We just went out for tea.. I am so full I nearly threw up when I saw that meal 

[Shambles]

Slimline shop owner finishes a breakfast as heavy as a baby

A GIGANTIC fry-up dubbed the Kidz Breakfast because it weighs the same as a small child has finally met its match.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4113829/Nine-pound-Kidz-Breakfast-from-Jesters-Diner-met-its-match-in-Robert-Pinto.html

[Dazzler]