[Surferdude]

Trio trapped themselves in bathroom | The Examiner

[The Gonz]

 

I was going to post a threesome picture but ... 

[Dazzler]

[Shambles]

What Were You Thinking, Dazzler

Hiding from all the begging letters:

Launceston couple win the lotto | The Examiner

[FatBoy]

A lot like this one. 

http://www.themercury.com.au/news/tasmania/cygnet-woman-wins-6-million-divisionone-powerball-jackpot/news-story/288561716e7e234c004690407a83ff61

Apparently a lady in our town won $6 million on Powerball.  They want to remain anonymous.  Now, our town only has a population of 800, and somebody driving around in an Aston Martin is going to stand out. 

Before you ask, it wasn't Mrs FatBoy.  How do I know?  She is still at home.  If she had won that much money I'm sure there would be a cloud of dust and Mrs FatBoy on her way to Hawaii!!  I know I would be.  Hell, I might even take the missus with me!

[Dazzler]

A lot like this one. 

http://www.themercury.com.au/news/tasmania/cygnet-woman-wins-6-million-divisionone-powerball-jackpot/news-story/288561716e7e234c004690407a83ff61

Apparently a lady in our town won $6 million on Powerball.  They want to remain anonymous.  Now, our town only has a population of 800, and somebody driving around in an Aston Martin is going to stand out. 

Before you ask, it wasn't Mrs FatBoy.  How do I know?  She is still at home.  If she had won that much money I'm sure there would be a cloud of dust and Mrs FatBoy on her way to Hawaii!!  I know I would be.  Hell, I might even take the missus with me!

Be pretty easy to narrow that identity down... female adult (maybe 300 in cygnet) with an adult daughter (maybe 50 people) etc.. I would have fun doing that...