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Title: A bloke I used to work with...
Post by: Dazzler on April 09, 2010, 13:04:56
Something Snowcherry said in another thread reminded me of a very serious and private bloke I used to work with and some of the funny things he used to come out with...

She said she had a soft spot for a certain place...

This co-worker had a run in with a very annoying lady who kept on having a shot at him about every little detail..

She said to him " people like me must really annoy you" and he said "not really, I've got a soft spot for people like you..." ..... yeah it's called a swamp... :eek:

She wasn't impressed...

Another time I came back from the doctors and said I thought it was funny how the Doctor always said...

"so what seems to be the matter...?"

He said next time the doctor said that to me I should say...

"so is that why you call this a practice"   :lol: :lol: :lol:

He was very dry.. but also very witty (I wish I could remember more)

Cheers,

Dazz

Title: Re: A bloke I used to work with...
Post by: eye30 on April 09, 2010, 16:19:04
 :lol:
Title: Re: A bloke I used to work with...
Post by: bumpkin on April 09, 2010, 21:17:26
Sounds like Scottish humour :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: A bloke I used to work with...
Post by: 2i30s on April 09, 2010, 23:41:20
he sounds like my old sports teacher from back in my schooldays,he said to me one day after i gave him a bit of lip,youve got a kind face steve, the kind you want to hit with a rake.  :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: A bloke I used to work with...
Post by: Dazzler on April 10, 2010, 07:56:21
Even a nice bloke like me  :wink: can be scathing at times.....

When I used to manage a bank I had two of my Tellers (both called Mark) come in to my office at the same time to tell me they were short in their tills.. (and they had done a few other stupid things too..)

I said "the last time I saw two marks like you guys it was in someones undies..." I think they got the message I wasn't pleased  :lol:
Title: Re: A bloke I used to work with...
Post by: Shambles on April 10, 2010, 11:19:45

"the last time I saw two marks like you guys it was in someones undies..."


Buhahahaha :lol:
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