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Offline eye30

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January 26, 2011, 20:23:46
A desperate Turkish man living in Germany has turned to the police for protection from his insatiable wife's constant demands for sex, authorities said on Wednesday.


he had been sleeping on the sofa for the past four years to escape the clutches of his wife of 18 years..............

And I like this bit:

"He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night."


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20110126/tod-german-police-protection-from-sex-ma-86d1698.html
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Reply #1: January 26, 2011, 23:01:38
If she isn't as ugly as a sackful of ar*eholes then I might just offer my services.....  :D

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Reply #2: January 27, 2011, 17:37:14
She could be a triple-bagger mate, one for her head, one for yours in case hers falls off and one for the lightbulb in case yours falls off!

Having said that do you look at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire :rofl:

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Reply #3: January 27, 2011, 23:31:43
 :lol:

Actually, on second thoughts, I'm getting too old, think I'd rather just sit at the computer and read all the bullsh*t on the i30 Owners Club forum.... :faint: :D

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Reply #4: January 28, 2011, 07:28:48
you must be getting to old mate.  :rofl:
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Reply #5: January 28, 2011, 10:30:46
I have my moments, Steve.... :winker:

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Reply #6: January 28, 2011, 10:42:40
 :lol:
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Reply #7: January 28, 2011, 11:11:13
In fact I had one just before.... :winker:

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Reply #8: January 28, 2011, 17:07:00
Sounds like my wife!     NOT

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