[Doggie 1]

The skin needed for elbow transplants or skin grafts is taken from the scrotum of a cadaver. 

Just wouldn't be the same scratching your elbow in the morning....

 

[Ugly Mongrel]

The tongue is the only muscle attached at one end.

[AlanHo]

The tongue is the only muscle attached at one end.

What about the guided muscle that blasted the atomic blonde into maternity?

[Doggie 1]

The tongue is the only muscle attached at one end.

What about the guided muscle that blasted the atomic blonde into maternity?

Not quite sure what you mean Alan. Do we have a photo? 

[rustynutz]

The tongue is the only muscle attached at one end.

What about the guided muscle that blasted the atomic blonde into maternity?

Not quite sure what you mean Alan. Do we have a photo? 

Not sure I wanna see Alan's muscle.... 

[Doggie 1]

Smearing a small amount of dog faeces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.

[Phil №❶]

 

Be my guest 

[Doggie 1]

It must be true. I read it on the internet.

[rustynutz]

Reminds me of the one about kissing a cow's backside if you have chapped lips....

[Doggie 1]

And did it work? 

[AlanHo]

He no longer has chapped lips - but a bunch of cow'd sores (as Aynuk would say)....

[Dazzler]

Smearing a small amount of dog faeces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.

I still have about a dozen mozzie bites I got while on the mainland and nothing will stop them itching (even a finergan tablet one of my co-workers gave me yesterday only slowed them down a bit.. ) Not going to try your remedy though 

[FatBoy]

Reminds me of the one about kissing a cow's backside if you have chapped lips....

Doesn't cure chapped lips, but it stops you licking them. :-

[Doggie 1]

Smearing a small amount of dog faeces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.

I still have about a dozen mozzie bites I got while on the mainland and nothing will stop them itching (even a finergan tablet one of my co-workers gave me yesterday only slowed them down a bit.. ) Not going to try your remedy though 

In all seriousness, I read recently that this is one of the many things you can use a banana for.
We won't go into the other uses here, but apparently if you peel a banana and place the inside of the skin on insect bites, it relieves the swelling and itching quickly.

[Dazzler]

Thanks I'll give that a try (nothing else is working .. even a hay fever tablet and Eurax itch cream) 

If I'm not ready to eat the banana I can always stick it back in the skin after and wrap a couple of rubber bands around it.. don't suppose anyone will notice 

[Doggie 1]

Yes, that's one thing you could do with it.
Or you might find some other things here:

http://bananasplace.webs.com/

[Dazzler]

Gee I bet the person who started that site is so proud 

[Doggie 1]

Gee I bet the person who started that site is so proud 

yes, it's pretty p155 weak, isn't it?

[Phil №❶]

I still have about a dozen mozzie bites I got while on the mainland and nothing will stop them itching (even a finergan tablet one of my co-workers gave me yesterday only slowed them down a bit.. ) Not going to try your remedy though 

Mozzie bites are great. When they're itchy, very gently tickle around the perimeter of the bite, it feels great. 

[rustynutz]

C'mon Daz, you're an Aussie...HTFU!   

[Doggie 1]

C'mon Daz, you're an Aussie...HTFU!   

You're burning the midnight oil in the eastern states tonight......
I worked out your abbreviation too 

[rustynutz]

I'm always burning the midnight oil, Dave.....

As for my other comment? 

[Doggie 1]

 

[Dazzler]

I still have about a dozen mozzie bites I got while on the mainland and nothing will stop them itching (even a finergan tablet one of my co-workers gave me yesterday only slowed them down a bit.. ) Not going to try your remedy though 

Mozzie bites are great. When they're itchy, very gently tickle around the perimeter of the bite, it feels great. 

Kinky..

Rusty I also worked out your abbreviation 

I just want them to heal and stop itching  (normally only takes a day but this is more like 10) 

[rustynutz]

Just scratch them until they bleed, Daz, that stops the itching..... 

[Ugly Mongrel]

The collective intestine of all of the Earth's human inhabitants could reach to the moon and back 68 times.

[AlanHo]

What a load of crap!!!

[Ugly Mongrel]

Why are people (read fellow HOS inmates) so unkind?

[Shambles]

The collective intestine of all of the Earth's human inhabitants could reach to the moon and back 68 times.

What a load of crap!!!

I know someone who's had a shedload of her intestines removed - therefore the "68 times" is wrong as it would be a few metres short on the return trip

[Doggie 1]

The collective intestine of all of the Earth's human inhabitants could reach to the moon and back 68 times.

That would be quite a movement.