i30 Owners Club

The History of the Middle Finger

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Dazzler

  • Admin
  • *
  • Laughter is the best medicine...
    • Posts: 67,423

    • au Australia
      Devonport Tasmania

  • Best Car Forum on the Net
I do not vouch for the accuracy of this information....
 
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers.  Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.  This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
 
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!  Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!  It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."
   
And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.

  • 2021 MG PHEV ( had 4 x i30 plus a Getz an Elantra and a Tucson)


Offline Shambles

  • Admin
  • *
  • Retyred @ Last
    • Posts: 43,335

    • england England
      Manchester, UK
    • i30 Owners Club
I don't care if it's true or not. It sounds good, so it must be true'ish  :mrgreen:


See below... even the clergy have adopted the plucking yew stance

  • Ioniq MY2018 SE Premium Hybrid in Polar White with added oomph


Offline EymaTeapot

  • 6th Gear
  • *
    • Posts: 1,022

    • au Australia
      Canberra
Hi Shambles,

I was hoping that you as a Brit Might of been able to confirm this Dazz's storey.
Thats it than, its the truth, re-write the history books.


Offline eye30

  • Global Moderator
  • *
  • HOS BOSS
    • Posts: 27,357

    • england England
      Wirral

  • Wirral, UK. - 1.4 Petrol Active - Aqua Blue
Quote from: "EymaTeapot"
Hi Shambles,

I was hoping that you as a Brit Might of been able to confirm this Dazz's storey.
Thats it than, its the truth, re-write the history books.


Check out the link and you'll find that Dazz is spot on word for word.

http://necromanc.blogspot.com/2006/05/m ... story.html
  • 1.4 Petrol Active I'm no expert, so please correct me if


Offline Shambles

  • Admin
  • *
  • Retyred @ Last
    • Posts: 43,335

    • england England
      Manchester, UK
    • i30 Owners Club
Quote from: "eye30"
Check out the link and you'll find that Dazz is spot on word for word.
Oooh Dazz you plagiarist you  :lol:
  • Ioniq MY2018 SE Premium Hybrid in Polar White with added oomph


Offline eye30

  • Global Moderator
  • *
  • HOS BOSS
    • Posts: 27,357

    • england England
      Wirral

  • Wirral, UK. - 1.4 Petrol Active - Aqua Blue
Quote from: "Shambles"
Quote from: "eye30"
Check out the link and you'll find that Dazz is spot on word for word.
Oooh Dazz you plagiarist you  :lol:
May be a gesture
  • 1.4 Petrol Active I'm no expert, so please correct me if


Offline Dazzler

  • Admin
  • *
  • Laughter is the best medicine...
    • Posts: 67,423

    • au Australia
      Devonport Tasmania

  • Best Car Forum on the Net
:o  Who me... I didn't get it from there... My brother-in-law sent it to me in an email... (that looks like an interesting blog...)
  • 2021 MG PHEV ( had 4 x i30 plus a Getz an Elantra and a Tucson)


Offline Shambles

  • Admin
  • *
  • Retyred @ Last
    • Posts: 43,335

    • england England
      Manchester, UK
    • i30 Owners Club
Quote from: "dazzling_darryl"
plagiarist :lol: ]
  • Ioniq MY2018 SE Premium Hybrid in Polar White with added oomph


Offline Dazzler

  • Admin
  • *
  • Laughter is the best medicine...
    • Posts: 67,423

    • au Australia
      Devonport Tasmania

  • Best Car Forum on the Net
"Whatever."  .. how annoying... I think your youngest puppy needs to go in the doghouse.. 8-)
  • 2021 MG PHEV ( had 4 x i30 plus a Getz an Elantra and a Tucson)


Unread Posts

 


SimplePortal 2.3.5 © 2008-2012, SimplePortal