This duck walks into a bar and orders a bacon and egg roll and a pint of beer.
The barman serves him his order and than coments, cool, a talking duck! Whats the storey?
I'm a plasterer says the duck, there is a big building project accross the road from here, guess you will be seeing a bit of me around here.
Sure enough, pretty much every day around the same time, the duck walks in and orders the same thing.
Than one day, the circus came to town and who should walk into the same bar but the circus ringmaster. He approached the bar and order a drink. The barman served him and than said to rigmaster, you know what, I might have found you a hot new act for your circus.
Curious, the ringmaster says, yeah...tell me about it.
So the barman tells him all about the talking duck. The ringmaster is impressed, so he pulls a bussiness card out of his top pocket and gives it to the barman. I have to go now he says, but you give that card to that duck of yours and tell him to give me a call.
Soon after, the duck walks into the bar and places his usual order. The barman wastes no time getting to the point and says to the duck, I might just have you a top job prospect. He hands over the bussiness card to the duck and explains to him that the circus has come to town. He goes on to say that he has just spoken to the ringmaster and that he was very keen to meet with you to discuss a job proposition.
A circus you say says the duck
Thats right says the barman
With performing animals says the duck
Thats the one says the barman
and clowns and acrobats
You got it says the barman
And the big cavas tent says the duck
The big tent, yep says the barman.
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.What would they want with a plasterer says the duck?
This joke is even funnier after a few beers, try it!
