Death by Double D Breasts

Surferdude · **November 25, 2012, 20:30:50**

I always reckoned if I had my choice I wanted to die while having sex at 100 years of age but I think I've just found a new favourite.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-tried-to-kill-boyfriend-with-dd-1450638

AlanHo · **Reply #1: November 25, 2012, 20:34:05**

My ambition is to be shot on the job by a jealous husband

Dazzler · **Reply #2: November 25, 2012, 20:44:25**

So that is what they mean about keeping a breast of the news

Doggie 1 · **Reply #3: November 26, 2012, 06:20:48**

I thought that death by "the rack" meant something different.

rustynutz · **Reply #4: November 27, 2012, 13:15:27**

Brings back memories of when I nearly suffocated.....

AlanHo · **Reply #5: November 27, 2012, 13:26:14**

Brings back memories of when I nearly suffocated.....

Why - did you get sat upon?.................

rustynutz · **Reply #6: November 27, 2012, 14:01:09**

You may well laugh, Alan but I can tell you I wasn't at the time....

I could tell you the details but I don't think it would be appropriate on this fine "family" orientated forum.....

AlanHo · **Reply #7: November 27, 2012, 14:04:22**

Go on - be a devil - give us a clue..............

rustynutz · **Reply #8: November 27, 2012, 14:11:24**

Ok...front bum.......

AlanHo · **Reply #9: November 27, 2012, 14:35:52**

Thats just a cracker..................

rustynutz · **Reply #10: November 28, 2012, 09:40:59**

If only I could've breathed through my ears....