dunno if its been posted before BUT... my cuzy bro sent me this email, it made me laugh!
Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young bloke carrying a vacuum cleaner ..
'Good morning,' he says. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
'Go away!'I said.'I haven't got any dough!,'I'm broke!'and proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash the young bloke wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.. 'Don't be too hasty!' he says. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh#t onto my hallway carpet.
'If this vacuum cleaner doesn't remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'
I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a F#%^ing good appetite mate because they cut off my electricity this morning......What part of 'broke'don't you understand?'
