In Australia Northern Territory a farm hand (An Aboriginal) contacted his boss via his truck's 2-way-radio.
'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I've hit a pig with the Ute (Utility vehicle).
The pig's seems OK, but he's stuck in the bull-bars at the front of the Ute and
he's wriggling and squealing and a kicking so much I can't get him out.'
The manager says,'Look stop beggaring about we need the truck back here, there's a 303 Rifle behind the seat. Take it; shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him. Then get back here sharpish we need the truck'.
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and like you said once he stopped kicking I got him out from the bull-bars no probs, but I still can't get rollin'.
'NOW what's your problem?' raged the Manager.
'Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch.'
