[Dazzler]

A man thought that his wife is cheating on him. Since he didn't have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one -- a Chinese man named Mr. Lee.
The following day he received following report:
 
Most honorable sir:
 
You leave house.. I watch house. he come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she.   She strip he.. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.
 
 No fee,
 
 Chen Lee

[Shambles]

Hehe would that be Ken Lee's brother?

You know, the one Mariah Carey sang about?

[Dazzler]

That's a classic Shambles... where do you find em...!