[Dazzler]

 
 
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t."

[Shambles]

You got problems at home Dazz?

[Dazzler]

No M8 not at the moment anyway.. I'm living by that motto it seems to work 

[bumpkin]

Sounds like a mantra all men should remember

[bulldog180]

Oh that is soooooooooooooooo true

[eye30]

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t."

true.  But then I................ have to clean up the mess