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It is impossible to hum if your nose is plugged.

OK. Who else just tried that???? :whistler:
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I found this on the net.. (may have been on here before .. longer than 12 months ago  :P)

Edit..It was actually posted by me in 2008 (and Lester in 2009 :whistler:)


Did You Know …
 If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
 enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
 
(Hardly seems worth it.)
 
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
 produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
 
(Now that’s more like it!)
 
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
 squirt blood 30 feet.
 
(O.M.G.!)
 


A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
 
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
 
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
 death. (Creepy.)
 
(I’m still not over the pig.)
 
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
 
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
 
The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
 body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
 
(“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)
 
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping
 the length of a football field.
 
(30 minutes… lucky pig. can you imagine??)
 
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
 
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
 
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
 
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
 
Butterflies taste with their feet.
 
(Something I always wanted to know.)
 
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
 
(Hmmmmmm……..)
 
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
 people.
 
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
 
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
 
(OK, so that would be a good thing……………….)
 
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
 
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
 
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
 
(I know some people like that.)
 
Starfish have no brains.
 
(I know some people like that too.)
 
Polar bears are left-handed.
 
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)
 
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
 (What about that pig??)
 
Hope you liked it
PS – I dont know if all this is actually true, but I found it very amusing
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I found this on the net.. (may have been on here before .. longer than 12 months ago  :P)

 
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
 produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
 
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
 
 
The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
 body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
 


Questions

Who would have calculated the Atomic bomb statement and I asked "Watcha doin" how would they have replied  :question:

Is that the male pig or the female pig  :question:

And the male preying mantis NEVER experiences orgasm, what a bummer  :fum:
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Now, be honest, who tried that?  :lol:
(I did - and got some strange looks from my fellow inmates).
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In our part of the country - if you say that someone hums - it means that they stink.

Hence loads of people can hum whilst holding their nose. Now you know why they hold their noses................. :rofl:
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Obsessive nose picking is called Rhinotillexomania.
« Last Edit: April 05, 2012, 08:15:04 by Ugly Mongrel »
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Obsessive nose picking is called Rhinotillexomania.

'Snot really a great problem, I wouldn't have thought.
At what point does nose picking become obsessive?  :undecided:
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At what point does nose picking become obsessive?  :undecided:

When your wife keeps banging on about you doing it. Even when you claim you do it out of consideration for her to keep "solids" from off your dirty hankerchiefs.
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Obsessive nose picking is called Rhinotillexomania.

'Snot really a great problem, I wouldn't have thought.
At what point does nose picking become obsessive?  :undecided:

 When nose picking becomes a body-focused repetitive behavior or obsessive–compulsive disorder it is known as rhinotillexomania.
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To take an oath, ancient Romans put a hand on their testicles.
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This has certain relevance today as well, as in when you're not sure how well your answer will be received.  :whistler:
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All 13 minerals necessary for human life can be found in alcohol beverages.
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That's what's so good about red wine - you can get from it the two litres of daily water that your body requires   :D
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The first toilet being flushed in a motion picture was in the movie "Psycho".
  A motion picture   .............. :rofl:


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That's what's so good about red wine - you can get from it the two litres of daily water that your body requires   :D

You'll get two days supply if you buy a cask. :faint:
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That's what's so good about red wine - you can get from it the two litres of daily water that your body requires   :D

You'll get two days supply if you buy a cask. :faint:

Yes, but it's poorer quality water  :whistler:
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The first toilet being flushed in a motion picture was in the movie "Psycho".
  A motion picture   .............. :rofl:

I like that - I like that - I like that (For the turd time).............. :whistler:
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All 13 minerals necessary for human life can be found in alcohol beverages.

I've had my supply of minerals, now for the vitamins. Oh, thats right, Easter eggs contain all vitamins known to man. :mrgreen:
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 :rofl: Perfect combination.
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The word "listen" contains the same letters as "silent."
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yes

So when Mrs db says the first, you do the second. Right?
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Worms reportedly taste like bacon.
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I'll take your word for it.  :goodjob2:
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I'll take your word for it.  :goodjob2:

Go on, Phil. You know you want to. :scared:
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I'm quite happy to accept your word due to your excellent track record on the forum, a much respected member indeed.  :hatoff:
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I'm quite happy to accept your word due to your excellent track record on the forum, a much respected member indeed.  :hatoff:

Chicken. :mrgreen:
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I'm quite happy to accept your word due to your excellent track record on the forum, a much respected member indeed.  :hatoff:

Chicken. :mrgreen:

I thought you said bacon?  :undecided: :confused:
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