Anything Goes (except insults) Nothing Off Topic

Just Rick · **Reply #60: March 30, 2013, 13:49:39**

Ok you pack of Yobbo's,I have just noticed,something,just under my avatar,someone has changed something,although very funny and I bloody near choked on a chip when I seen it,I know I DIDN'T make that mistake DAZZ

Just Rick · **Reply #61: March 30, 2013, 13:52:29**

Quote from: Aqua Blue on March 30, 2013, 13:49:10

I've been following this thread with lots of interest as "....nothing off topic" as it is all "...on topic" to the one who posts it.

yes well if I could bring the links to subject specific topics have gone off topic I would,but I'm not that smart

eye30 · **Reply #62: March 30, 2013, 13:52:43**

Quote from: Rick on March 30, 2013, 13:49:39

Ok you pack of Yobbo's,I have just noticed,something,just under my avatar,someone has changed something,although very funny and I bloody near choked on a chip when I seen it,I know I DIDN'T make that mistake DAZZ

Well you did say ------------------- Anything Goes

Doggie 1 · **Reply #63: March 30, 2013, 13:54:02**

Quote from: Rick on March 30, 2013, 13:49:39

Ok you pack of Yobbo's,I have just noticed,something,just under my avatar,someone has changed something,although very funny and I bloody near choked on a chip when I seen it,I know I DIDN'T make that mistake DAZZ

Are you sure you didn't, Rick?

It's an easy mistake to make, I'm sure.

Shambles · **Reply #64: March 30, 2013, 13:56:06**

Quote from: Rick on March 30, 2013, 13:49:39

...someone has changed something...I know I DIDN'T make that mistake DAZZ

I wouldn't be so sure about the culprit

Just Rick · **Reply #65: March 30, 2013, 13:56:45**

True that I did,if I was more sensitive,you all would probably give me a complex,but as I said I'm not that smart,I could give you all a real laugh and get a picture of me in my training compression tights high vis singlet and helmet(NO before you say it DAVE,Not that helmet)

Doggie 1 · **Reply #66: March 30, 2013, 13:59:29**

Quote from: Rick on March 30, 2013, 13:56:45

True that I did,if I was more sensitive,you all would probably give me a complex,but as I said I'm not that smart,I could give you all a real laugh and get a picture of me in my training compression tights high vis singlet and helmet(NO before you say it DAVE,Not that helmet)

I think you should.
After all, a certain senior member was willing to post a pic of himself in a nurse's uniform at one point, if I recall correctly.
I can't say who it is of course, because anonymity is paramount and we respect peoples' privacy, but are you going to be beaten by a retired British engineer?

Just Rick · **Reply #67: March 30, 2013, 14:03:31**

Quote from: Shambles on March 30, 2013, 13:56:06

Quote from: Rick on March 30, 2013, 13:49:39
...someone has changed something...I know I DIDN'T make that mistake DAZZ

I wouldn't be so sure about the culprit

I have no idea who is capable of WHAT, So because Dazz owned up to the original I just keep blaming him,mind you Rusty did have a hand in that first one as well

AlanHo · **Reply #68: March 30, 2013, 16:13:48**

I think I have a problem with my car - the tyre valve has been fitted in a different position on each wheel. I didn't notice it when I collected the car last March - what chance a warranty claim to get all tyre valves at the top of the wheel (like the front nearside one - trust the wife's side to be in the right).

Another thing - I contacted my supplier of snow leopard powder to see whether he sold Elephant Powder - but he has run out of stock. He suggested that I try Rhino Spray to see whether that would work in its place. He must think I'm barmy for fall for that one.

eye30 · **Reply #69: March 30, 2013, 17:13:57**

Alan,

I think having the valves in different positions is best as it confuses the little so and so’s who go round sticking match sticks under the dust cap.

eye30 · **Reply #70: March 30, 2013, 17:19:54**

For Sale,

£1 coin.

Will accept 2 x 50p or any other combination of coins which equal 100 pence.

Buyer collects.

Phil №❶ · **Reply #71: March 30, 2013, 20:47:00**

Quote from: Rick on March 30, 2013, 13:49:39

Ok you pack of Yobbo's,I have just noticed,something,just under my avatar,someone has changed something,although very funny and I bloody near choked on a chip when I seen it,I know I DIDN'T make that mistake DAZZ

I'm glad I don't have the level of permission to do things like that, puts me above suspicion.

2i30s · **Reply #72: March 30, 2013, 20:53:15**

your Lucky it doesn't say,does big dogs.

FatBoy · **Reply #73: March 30, 2013, 21:42:44**

I started walking around with my fly undone. When a lady points it out to me I say, "My eyes are up here, pervert!"

2i30s · **Reply #74: March 30, 2013, 21:50:33**

rustynutz · **Reply #75: March 30, 2013, 22:51:15**

Quote from: Rick on March 30, 2013, 14:03:31

I have no idea who is capable of WHAT, So because Dazz owned up to the original I just keep blaming him,mind you Rusty did have a hand in that first one as well

Only "Admin" or "Moderators" can make those sorts of changes, Rick so that narrows the hunt down and also counts me out.....

Doggie 1 · **Reply #76: March 31, 2013, 02:05:27**

I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?

The Gonz · **Reply #77: March 31, 2013, 02:07:56**

Sure, but you'll just ignore it. BTW, my lawn's wet.

rustynutz · **Reply #78: March 31, 2013, 02:10:17**

Mmmm, wet lawn....

rustynutz · **Reply #79: March 31, 2013, 02:10:59**

Quote from: db08 on March 31, 2013, 02:05:27

I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?

Bollocks.....

Just Rick · **Reply #80: March 31, 2013, 02:17:27**

Re: Ugliest vehicle/car on the roads is ...
« Reply #40 on: Today at 00:55:38 »QuoteGive ThanksLife is the ultimate fitness goal, Rick. I'll be watching for regular updates on the weight loss ... and for posts from you over many years to come

Thought I would bring this one here,as this is what this thread was started for to bring O/T stuff in thread specific threads,so they could get back on topic.

anyhoo back to this one,Gonz yes I can remember years ago,especially when I was in the Army,I thought nothing of keeping in shape,eating healthy(well as healthy as you could eat once the fitters and turners in the mess hall got through with the tucker) even once I had left the forces,I used to prige myself one staying fit.
But a little over ten years ago,I was made redundant from a job I loved and had done for 18.5 years,for a while there I simply gave up,after that thought I thought I was on the right track,I just simply started to let myself go,though thinking everything was going well,the last eight nine months has proved other wise,time to knock myself back into shape.

Doggie 1 · **Reply #81: March 31, 2013, 02:20:39**

Quote from: rustynutz on March 31, 2013, 02:10:59

Quote from: db08 on March 31, 2013, 02:05:27
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?

Bollocks.....

Thanks Rusty.

Phil №❶ · **Reply #82: March 31, 2013, 02:26:13**

Quote from: db08 on March 31, 2013, 02:05:27

I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?

Cars, but in line with the title, you may immediately drift to sex, without fear of one of these

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Doggie 1 · **Reply #83: March 31, 2013, 02:27:51**

Quote from: Phil. on March 31, 2013, 02:26:13

Quote from: db08 on March 31, 2013, 02:05:27
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?

Cars, but in line with the title, you may immediately drift to sex, without fear of one of these .

http://au.askmen.com/top_10/cars/top-10-cars-to-have-sex-in.html

Just Rick · **Reply #84: March 31, 2013, 02:28:17**

Quote from: db08 on March 31, 2013, 02:05:27

I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?

Like me Dave pick one of ~~your~~ the many off topic posts from a subject specific thread and bring it here,I did it this morning(no not that)

The Gonz · **Reply #85: March 31, 2013, 02:29:34**

The first 28 years of my career I never knew what a gym was and dreaded passing the sit-ups each year. The arm-hang was somehow a breeze but the run or walk was an unpleasant annual ordeal. Those sit-ups were always borderline, though.

Then 7 months in the centre of the world's largest conflict and at Mount Kosciuszko's altitude was a chance to change, thanks also to a fitness-conscious colleague. I was determined to cut fat and build muscle and used impressing my wife as inspiration.

Two years since the start of that regime (the fitness, not the country

) I'm still at it and I've taken to the Army-style annual Physical Fitness Test, achieving 18yo and specialist category in all aspects of the test.

The inspiration now is being a role model to my workmates and cadets (my family are already doing great).

Anyway, if I can do this at the 30 year mark of my career, I'm sure you can now. I have a great home-made yoghurt recipe for you, too.

Doggie 1 · **Reply #86: March 31, 2013, 02:30:55**

Had my car four months now and have just clicked over 16,000 kms.
Is it time to trade yet?

Just Rick · **Reply #87: March 31, 2013, 02:33:31**

Quote from: db08 on March 31, 2013, 02:20:39

Quote from: rustynutz on March 31, 2013, 02:10:59
Quote from: db08 on March 31, 2013, 02:05:27
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?

Bollocks.....

Thanks Rusty.

love it

rustynutz · **Reply #88: March 31, 2013, 02:36:16**

I can't handle all these different topics.....

Just Rick · **Reply #89: March 31, 2013, 02:39:09**

Quote from: db08 on March 31, 2013, 02:27:51

Quote from: Phil. on March 31, 2013, 02:26:13
Quote from: db08 on March 31, 2013, 02:05:27
I want to post something but can't think what to say in this thread.
Can someone please suggest a topic for me?

Cars, but in line with the title, you may immediately drift to sex, without fear of one of these .

There was a little smart type car in there all I can say is how and where,there's also a Volvo wagon in there,owning a Volvo you'd be to depressed to have sex wouldn't ya

http://au.askmen.com/top_10/cars/top-10-cars-to-have-sex-in.html