[Tazgal]

2012 I 30 Elite Petrol Auto:
Lets see...chrome strip to rear side window fell off upon washing the car.Took it back to the dealer who said upon examining the problem,"book the car in and we will fix the problem".Ok car booked in,dropped off ...an hour later i receive a phone call that ican pick up my car ...unfortunatley it wasn't fixed...they have to replace the whole rear side window that contains the chrome strip...none in stock may have to wait a month....day wasted.....rewind...upon leaving the dealer i went to get gas...pulled up at the pump,got out of the car,pressed on lid....nothing...it wouldnt open.Got back into the car,started engine,stopped engine,tried to pop gas lid...nothing.
I drove back to the dealer...he tried to pop lid...nothing....he locked/unlocked car with key...lid popped open....asked if i had the car locked at the gas station...."um...no"...he tried it again and the lid popped open so i went back to the gas station and the lid popped open 
 

[Phil №❶]

What did the dealer say 

[Shambles]

Hmmm... a car that doesn't like being fuelled eh?


I'll give you $5000 for it.

[Tazgal]

What did the dealer say 

He said i must of locked the car after i got out to gas up...no way dude then he gave me one of those smiles men like to give us woman.
I asked him if it were possible to lock up the gas cap without locking up the rest of the car...he gave me one of these so i gave him one of these

[Doggie 1]

then he gave me one of those smiles men like to give us woman.
I asked him if it were possible to lock up the gas cap without locking up the rest of the car...he gave me one of these so i gave him one of these

  

[FatBoy]

What did the dealer say 

He said i must of locked the car after i got out to gas up...no way dude then he gave me one of those smiles men like to give us woman.
I asked him if it were possible to lock up the gas cap without locking up the rest of the car...he gave me one of these so i gave him one of these

Sound like the same type of smile that Mrs FatBoy gives me when I tell her I am going to the pub.  (It's a "I know what you are really doing, and it isn't what you think you are doing" smile)

[Doggie 1]

I'd like to know what sort of smile men like to give to women.
Like this? 

[Phil №❶]

No, i think you mean,