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Title: BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES
Post by: Dazzler on May 31, 2008, 12:48:32

WARNING Beer contains female hormones!

Last month, scientists from the Australian National University in Canberra released the results of a recent study that revealed the presence of massive amounts of female hormones in beer.

All men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking too much beer, men can quickly turn into women.

To test the theory, researchers had 100 male subjects drink 10 glasses of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was observed that 100% of the test subjects then:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologise when obviously wrong.

3) Were unable to think rationally.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) needed to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Title: Re: BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES
Post by: Dazzler on April 27, 2010, 22:38:12

Bump.... I just got this in an email and thought I'd better search before posting it...

and guess what...I posted it almost 2 years ago... (we have some members with a sense of humour now  :wink:)

Title: Re: BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES
Post by: Shambles on April 27, 2010, 23:09:29

Those statements are as true today as they were then Dazz :D



Cue snowcherry, melwa and birthday girl :lol:

Title: Re: BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES
Post by: MelWA on April 28, 2010, 05:50:00

You're not a very good fisherman Shambles. :lol:

Title: Re: BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES
Post by: bumpkin on April 28, 2010, 09:19:06

 :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES
Post by: 2i30s on April 28, 2010, 11:03:34

 :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES
Post by: kittikat on April 28, 2010, 14:00:35

Quote from: Shambles on April 27, 2010, 23:09:29

Those statements are as true today as they were then Dazz :D



Cue snowcherry, melwa and birthday girl :lol:

Oh, I'm keeping count.  I will sneak up on you one day and................. :D

Title: Re: BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES
Post by: Shambles on April 28, 2010, 14:07:44

:lol: haha haha hahappy birthday :D


Enjoy your slice of cake (in your profile) :)

Title: Re: BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES
Post by: eye30 on April 28, 2010, 19:10:11

 :-[ :rolleyes: :lol: