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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: eye30 on November 14, 2008, 16:03:56

Title: Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
Post by: eye30 on November 14, 2008, 16:03:56

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you
get another dog?'

10.And finally: If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper
and give them away.

Title: Re: Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
Post by: Shambles on November 14, 2008, 16:10:31

11. Lock your wife and dog in the boot of your car for 1 hour. Which is the happier to see you when you open it?

all good  

Title: Re: Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
Post by: eye30 on November 14, 2008, 16:20:30

Quote from: "Shambles"

11. Lock your wife and dog in the boot of your car for 1 hour. Which is the happier to see you when you open it?

Are you talking from experience?

Title: Re: Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
Post by: Hemmi on November 14, 2008, 17:36:03

Title: Re: Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
Post by: Dazzler on November 15, 2008, 07:49:16

Very true...