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OFF TOPIC => WORLD NEWS => General => Topic started by: Surferdude on August 25, 2012, 22:29:04

Title: Bloody South Aussie Killjoys.
Post by: Surferdude on August 25, 2012, 22:29:04: I think I'd be complaining too. :snigger:

http://www.news.com.au/top-stories/south-australian-couple-jessica-angel-and-colin-mackenzie-charged-over-noisy-sex/story-e6frfkp9-1226458052248?from=igoogle+gadget+compact+news_rss (http://www.news.com.au/top-stories/south-australian-couple-jessica-angel-and-colin-mackenzie-charged-over-noisy-sex/story-e6frfkp9-1226458052248?from=igoogle+gadget+compact+news_rss)
Title: Re: Bloody South Aussie Killjoys.
Post by: Dazzler on August 25, 2012, 22:47:26: I struggled for a minute to work out which one was the female... :eek:
Title: Re: Bloody South Aussie Killjoys.
Post by: Doggie 1 on August 26, 2012, 02:07:57: They don't say how many are involved, only that she is the loudest.
There could be twenty three of them in there for all we know. :whistler:
Title: Re: Bloody South Aussie Killjoys.
Post by: AlanHo on August 26, 2012, 02:46:15: I note that the Environment Protection Order they have been stuck with is not just for noise - but also for smoke, dust, fumes and odour.

This has got my imagination working overtime - I'll never get to sleep tonight.

I've heard of people leaving their partners smoking in bed - but the thought of a cloud of dust and fumes pouring from the bedroom window is just too much......... :wacko:
Title: Re: Bloody South Aussie Killjoys.
Post by: Doggie 1 on August 26, 2012, 03:41:23: :lol:
"Do you smoke after sex?"
"I don't know, I've never looked." :undecided:
Title: Re: Bloody South Aussie Killjoys.
Post by: rustynutz on August 26, 2012, 03:52:37: Not sure what the issue is, they aren't being stopped from having sex like they are moaning about, all they need do is turn the volume down.... :snigger:

Either that or shove something in her mouth to keep her quiet.... :whistler:
Title: Re: Bloody South Aussie Killjoys.
Post by: Surferdude on August 26, 2012, 04:51:08: Quote from: rustynutz on August 26, 2012, 03:52:37

Either that or shove something in her mouth to keep her quiet.... :whistler:
A sock?
Anything else might be at risk of biting off more than she could chew. :scared: :faint:
Title: Re: Bloody South Aussie Killjoys.
Post by: Doggie 1 on August 26, 2012, 09:29:50: That's right. You wouldn't want to give her a head start.
Title: Re: Bloody South Aussie Killjoys.
Post by: Shambles on August 26, 2012, 09:37:35: Quote from: db08 on August 26, 2012, 09:29:50
That's right. You wouldn't want to give her a head ~~start~~.
Corrected for you :whistler:
Title: Re: Bloody South Aussie Killjoys.
Post by: kittikat on August 27, 2012, 12:33:31: How can you take seriously someone who claims "Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week"?

He must be hallucinating.......

Or perhaps suffering from exhaustion.........

:rolleyes: :whistler:
Title: Re: Bloody South Aussie Killjoys.
Post by: Dazzler on August 27, 2012, 13:19:44: Five days a week.. so he has it off on saturdays and sundays then :snigger:

No wonder they look like they do and they are only in their 20's ...! :D
Title: Re: Bloody South Aussie Killjoys.
Post by: Phil №❶ on August 27, 2012, 13:25:14: Quote from: Dazzler on August 27, 2012, 13:19:44
Five days a week.. so he has it off on saturdays and sundays then :snigger:

No wonder they look like they do and they are only in their 20's ...! :D

No, he has it off Mon, Tues, Wed, Thu & Fri :whistler:
Title: Re: Bloody South Aussie Killjoys.
Post by: rustynutz on August 27, 2012, 13:58:43: They should buy a TV..... :confused:
Title: Re: Bloody South Aussie Killjoys.
Post by: Doggie 1 on August 27, 2012, 14:41:26: Quote from: kittikat on August 27, 2012, 12:33:31
How can you take seriously someone who claims "Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week"?
:rolleyes: :whistler:

I'm sorry, is this unusual? :undecided:
:lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Bloody South Aussie Killjoys.
Post by: Dazzler on August 27, 2012, 22:51:10: Quote from: db08 on August 27, 2012, 14:41:26
Quote from: kittikat on August 27, 2012, 12:33:31
How can you take seriously someone who claims "Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week"?
:rolleyes: :whistler:

I'm sorry, is this unusual? :undecided:
:lol: :lol:

They are talkin' hours not minutes Dave :whistler:
Title: Re: Bloody South Aussie Killjoys.
Post by: Doggie 1 on August 28, 2012, 01:55:13: Oh, my mistake. :lol: