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OFF TOPIC => WORLD NEWS => General => Topic started by: Surferdude on November 25, 2012, 20:30:50

Title: Death by Double D Breasts
Post by: Surferdude on November 25, 2012, 20:30:50

I always reckoned if I had my choice I wanted to die while having sex at 100 years of age but I think I've just found a new favourite.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-tried-to-kill-boyfriend-with-dd-1450638 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-tried-to-kill-boyfriend-with-dd-1450638)

Title: Re: Death by Double D Breasts
Post by: AlanHo on November 25, 2012, 20:34:05

My ambition is to be shot on the job by a jealous husband

Title: Re: Death by Double D Breasts
Post by: Dazzler on November 25, 2012, 20:44:25

So that is what they mean about keeping a breast of the news  :idea: :goodjob:

Title: Re: Death by Double D Breasts
Post by: Doggie 1 on November 26, 2012, 06:20:48

I thought that death by "the rack" meant something different.  :undecided:

Title: Re: Death by Double D Breasts
Post by: rustynutz on November 27, 2012, 13:15:27

Brings back memories of when I nearly suffocated.....  :scared:

Title: Re: Death by Double D Breasts
Post by: AlanHo on November 27, 2012, 13:26:14

Quote from: rustynutz on November 27, 2012, 13:15:27

Brings back memories of when I nearly suffocated.....  :scared:

Why - did you get sat upon?................. :rofl:

Title: Re: Death by Double D Breasts
Post by: rustynutz on November 27, 2012, 14:01:09

You may well laugh, Alan but I can tell you I wasn't at the time.... :Pout:

I could tell you the details but I don't think it would be appropriate on this fine "family" orientated forum.....  :snigger:

Title: Re: Death by Double D Breasts
Post by: AlanHo on November 27, 2012, 14:04:22

Go on - be a devil - give us a clue.............. :cool:

Title: Re: Death by Double D Breasts
Post by: rustynutz on November 27, 2012, 14:11:24

Ok...front bum.......  :whistler:

Title: Re: Death by Double D Breasts
Post by: AlanHo on November 27, 2012, 14:35:52

Thats just a cracker.................. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: Death by Double D Breasts
Post by: rustynutz on November 28, 2012, 09:40:59

If only I could've breathed through my ears....  :-[