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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: bumpkin on December 19, 2008, 20:09:23

Title: 3 Old Men
Post by: bumpkin on December 19, 2008, 20:09:23

3 Old Guys

 

Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old man. 'You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.'

 

'Ah, that's nothin,' said the 70-year-old. 'When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!'

 

'Actually,' said the 80-year -old, 'Eighty is the worst age of all.'

 

'Do you have trouble peeing, too?' asked the 60-year old.

 

 

'No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.'

 

'So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?'

 

'No, I have one every morning at 6:30.'

 

 

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, 'You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?'

 

'I don't wake up until 7:00 !!!!

Title: Re: 3 Old Men
Post by: eye30 on December 19, 2008, 21:04:52

 :lol:

Title: Re: 3 Old Men
Post by: Shambles on December 19, 2008, 21:33:19

Good one. Old, but good :P

Title: Re: 3 Old Men
Post by: Hemmi on December 19, 2008, 23:47:32

 :lol:

Title: Re: 3 Old Men
Post by: Dazzler on December 20, 2008, 06:26:54

That's a bit crappy (and old) but I liked it anyway  :D

Title: Re: 3 Old Men
Post by: Rubix on January 28, 2009, 00:15:04

Quote from: dazzling_darryl on December 20, 2008, 06:26:54

That's a bit crappy (and old) but I liked it anyway  :D

Old and crappy. Hahaha. I nearly pissed myself laughing ...