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Title: Man's Poem & Women's Poem
Post by: Dazzler on January 29, 2009, 19:35:25: A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Title: Re: Man's Poem & Women's Poem
Post by: eye30 on January 29, 2009, 19:48:31: Now that's better :lol:
Title: Re: Man's Poem & Women's Poem
Post by: Shambles on January 29, 2009, 19:57:27: Quote from: dazzling_darryl on January 29, 2009, 19:35:25

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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Title: Re: Man's Poem & Women's Poem
Post by: bumpkin on January 29, 2009, 20:33:32: Ohhhh yeah :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Man's Poem & Women's Poem
Post by: Hemmi on January 30, 2009, 11:36:25: :lol: