The Original i30 Owners Club
GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: bumpkin on February 08, 2009, 11:32:30
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An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room
and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my d1ck', he
replied..
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into
a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not? You asked me what was
wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some
embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is
something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further
with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't
ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass
anyone.'
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something
wrong with my ear', he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing
he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??'
'I can't p1ss out
of it,' he replied.
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Funny... :D
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Could if he was a p1ss head :lol:
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.We refer to grog as p1ss in this country!
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:lol: I wonder if he's been in the shower???? :lol: