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Title: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: Ugly Mongrel on August 06, 2013, 02:41:40
This bloke is my local state parliamentarian, a shining light in Premier Campbell Newman's team and chairman of the  Parliamentary Ethics Committee.  :disapp: :whistler:

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Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: Just Rick on August 06, 2013, 04:12:08
UM,can't see the issue here,perfect person for a ethics committee  :whistler: same as when Alarna Mcternan(Spl) was transport minister here,God knows now how many DD's she's had at that stage,three going from memory,all Pollies are tarred with the same brush I reckon,now the election has been announced all the dirty little secrets will be coming out,one's we usually wouldn't hear of.
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: Doggie 1 on August 06, 2013, 08:10:46
Makes a change from a slice of lemon.   :lol:

Overnight it was reported that a state MP had been exposed as a serial sexter, sending images to his secret mistress including a picture of his penis plonked in a glass of red wine.
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: The Gonz on August 06, 2013, 11:14:02
Perhaps he was trying to introduce the taste of wine to his mistress gradually. :whistler:
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: Doggie 1 on August 06, 2013, 11:17:34
"Pleasant to the nose, this robust wine offers a soft palette with a variety of berries and a distinct fruitiness with just a slight hint of penis."

No, sorry. I don't think it will sell.
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: The Gonz on August 06, 2013, 11:20:59
 :rofl:
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: Shambles on August 06, 2013, 11:22:39
Quote from: db08
"Pleasant to the nose, this robust wine offers a soft palette with a variety of berries and a distinct fruitiness with just a slight hint of penis."

Must enjoy the slight woody taste :P
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: Just Rick on August 06, 2013, 11:22:53
"Pleasant to the nose, this robust wine offers a soft palette with a variety of berries and a distinct fruitiness with just a slight hint of penis."

No, sorry. I don't think it will sell.
would have a rather PRICKly tatse I reckon
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: The Gonz on August 06, 2013, 11:26:40
It might sell as the main ingredient for a true blue Aussie variation of a coq au vin. :whistler:
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: Doggie 1 on August 06, 2013, 11:27:32
 :rofl:
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: Dazzler on August 06, 2013, 11:47:42
You guys are funny :lol:
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: Ugly Mongrel on August 06, 2013, 12:21:20
You guys are funny :lol:

If it wasn't so sad it would be funny. This man was the Chairman of the. Ethics Committee that sat in judgement of members of Qld parliament who had committed a wrong doing. Shame, shame, shame the he represents me in Parliament. :fum: :fum: :fum: :fum:
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: Doggie 1 on August 06, 2013, 12:22:15
You guys are funny :lol:

If it wasn't so sad it would be funny. This man was the Chairman of the. Ethics Committee that sat in judgement of members of Qld parliament who had committed a wrong doing. Shame, shame, shame the he represents me in Parliament. :fum: :fum: :fum: :fum:

I feel exactly like that about Kevin Rudd.
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: Ugly Mongrel on August 06, 2013, 12:30:32
You guys are funny :lol:

If it wasn't so sad it would be funny. This man was the Chairman of the. Ethics Committee that sat in judgement of members of Qld parliament who had committed a wrong doing. Shame, shame, shame the he represents me in Parliament. :fum: :fum: :fum: :fum:

I feel exactly like that about Kevin Rudd.

Kevin Rudd is NOT your local state member, this jerk us mine.
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: Phil №❶ on August 06, 2013, 12:33:16
Penis Colada  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: Ugly Mongrel on August 06, 2013, 12:35:16
Penis Colada  :mrgreen:

Definitely not an unwooded chardonnay.
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: The Gonz on August 06, 2013, 12:39:29
Wine woodn't he decant his favourite big red? :lol:
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: Doggie 1 on August 06, 2013, 12:42:31
You guys are funny :lol:

If it wasn't so sad it would be funny. This man was the Chairman of the. Ethics Committee that sat in judgement of members of Qld parliament who had committed a wrong doing. Shame, shame, shame the he represents me in Parliament. :fum: :fum: :fum: :fum:

I feel exactly like that about Kevin Rudd.

Kevin Rudd is NOT your local state member, this jerk us mine.

No he IS my NATIONAL leader and I DON't want this JERK representing me.
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: Ugly Mongrel on August 06, 2013, 12:51:01
You guys are funny :lol:

If it wasn't so sad it would be funny. This man was the Chairman of the. Ethics Committee that sat in judgement of members of Qld parliament who had committed a wrong doing. Shame, shame, shame the he represents me in Parliament. :fum: :fum: :fum: :fum:

I feel exactly like that about Kevin Rudd.

Kevin Rudd is NOT your local state member, this jerk us mine.

No he IS my NATIONAL leader and I DON't want this JERK representing me.

Go vent in the "Australian Election 2013" thread. :D
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: Doggie 1 on August 06, 2013, 12:52:10
You guys are funny :lol:

If it wasn't so sad it would be funny. This man was the Chairman of the. Ethics Committee that sat in judgement of members of Qld parliament who had committed a wrong doing. Shame, shame, shame the he represents me in Parliament. :fum: :fum: :fum: :fum:

I feel exactly like that about Kevin Rudd.

Kevin Rudd is NOT your local state member, this jerk us mine.

No he IS my NATIONAL leader and I DON't want this JERK representing me.

Go vent in the "Australian Election 2013" thread. :D

No, I feel like venting here.  :D
Title: Re: My local LNP "member" needs a decent wine thermometer.
Post by: Just Rick on August 06, 2013, 14:04:48

No, I feel like venting here.  :D
wish Ya'd all stop venting it's starting to smell in here  :snigger:
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