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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: bumpkin on February 26, 2009, 18:15:06

Title: Blonde Cowboy
Post by: bumpkin on February 26, 2009, 18:15:06

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy
coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots,
so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'

'Well it's like this, Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and  this pretty little lady
asks me to go out to her motor home with her,  so I did.


We go inside her motor home and she pulls off her top and asked me to  pull
off my shirt, so I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did.


Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so  I did.


Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to
town cowboy ..' and here I am.'

Title: Re: Blonde Cowboy
Post by: Shambles on February 26, 2009, 18:23:46

Aw man  :rolleyes: dreadful  :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Blonde Cowboy
Post by: eye30 on February 26, 2009, 18:40:14

Did you change the punch line to keep it clean?

It was a good joke until the punch line and I should know because mine are really awful sometimes!!!

Title: Re: Blonde Cowboy
Post by: EymaTeapot on February 27, 2009, 02:59:46

Well just to be different, I liked it :D
Way to go Cowboy :lol: