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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: bumpkin on March 07, 2009, 17:39:03

Title: Not so daft
Post by: bumpkin on March 07, 2009, 17:39:03

The only way to have a quick Sunday afternoon session with their 8 year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a  lollypop and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.
 He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot', he shouted.
'An Ambulance just drove by.'
'Looks like the Anderson's have company', he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike....'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving'
'Jason is on his skate board....'
After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'
Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know they are having sex?'
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a  lollypop.'

Title: Re: Not so daft
Post by: Shambles on March 07, 2009, 17:45:35

Smart kid :lol:

Title: Re: Not so daft
Post by: eye30 on March 07, 2009, 18:13:52

 :lol:

Title: Re: Not so daft
Post by: Hemmi on March 07, 2009, 22:07:04

 :lol:

Title: Re: Not so daft
Post by: Dazzler on March 07, 2009, 22:32:58

Now that's more like it... :lol: :lol: