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Title: Words of Wise Wisdom
Post by: eye30 on January 14, 2014, 16:46:18

One good turn gets the duvet.

The second mouse gets the cheese.

Never kick a fresh cowpat on a hot day.

Title: Re: Words of Wise Wisdom
Post by: FatBoy on January 15, 2014, 06:28:52

Hard work pays off in the future, but procrastination pays right now.

Title: Re: Words of Wise Wisdom
Post by: The Gonz on January 15, 2014, 08:18:55

I'm still stuck on 'wise wisdom'. :head_butt:

Title: Re: Words of Wise Wisdom
Post by: Surferdude on January 15, 2014, 08:21:03

Dear Algebra,
Please stop using us to find your x

She's not coming back.
And don't ask y

Title: Re: Words of Wise Wisdom
Post by: The Gonz on January 15, 2014, 08:28:37

Earthworms probably don't spend much on shoes. :victory:

Title: Re: Words of Wise Wisdom
Post by: Surferdude on January 15, 2014, 08:32:40

Quote from: The Gonz on January 15, 2014, 08:28:37

Earthworms probably don't spend much on shoes. :victory:

And chickens don't spend much on dentists.

Title: Re: Words of Wise Wisdom
Post by: The Gonz on January 15, 2014, 08:36:54

An anagram for 'mother in law' is 'woman hitler'. :eek:

Title: Re: Words of Wise Wisdom
Post by: Doggie 1 on January 15, 2014, 08:43:01

Quote from: The Gonz on January 15, 2014, 08:28:37

Earthworms probably don't spend much on shoes. :victory:

But centipedes do.

Title: Re: Words of Wise Wisdom
Post by: Dazzler on January 15, 2014, 09:16:41

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory...

A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple...

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot. ..

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places...