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Title: Cremated Husband - a bit rude
Post by: Dazzler on April 01, 2009, 14:01:12
 Martha recently lost her husband.

 She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.

Picking up the urn he was in, She poured him out onto the patio table.
Then tracing her fingers in the ashes,

She started talking to him.

 'Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!'

 She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said.

 'Herman, remember that car you promised me?

Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!'

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing

 Her fingers in the ashes she said.

'Herman, that diamond ring you promised me?

 Bought it too, with the insurance money!'

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said.

 'Herman, remember that blow job l promised you?'

 'Here it comes......'

 :lol:
Title: Re: Cremated Husband - a bit rude
Post by: bumpkin on April 01, 2009, 16:51:43
 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Cremated Husband - a bit rude
Post by: eye30 on April 01, 2009, 18:45:12
 :lol:
Title: Re: Cremated Husband - a bit rude
Post by: Shambles on April 01, 2009, 18:54:02
I hope this isn't a dig at Hemmi :D


Still, it's one way to scatter the ashes I suppose (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y297/ShamblesX/GIFS/whistling.gif)
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