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Title: IMPORTANT PHARMACOLOGY MESSAGE -with apologies to the prudish
Post by: Dazzler on May 27, 2009, 22:49:57
IMPORTANT  PHARMACOLOGY  MESSAGE

 As you know, in Pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name.

For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol.   Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.   

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.  Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.     Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.           

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:   MountandDo.

Thought for the day:     There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. 

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections - and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

 

 
 
 
 
Title: Re: IMPORTANT PHARMACOLOGY MESSAGE -with apologies to the prudish
Post by: bez10y on May 27, 2009, 22:53:49
hahaha
Title: Re: IMPORTANT PHARMACOLOGY MESSAGE -with apologies to the prudish
Post by: Shambles on May 28, 2009, 08:16:39
Tip top tastic :lol:
Title: Re: IMPORTANT PHARMACOLOGY MESSAGE -with apologies to the prudish
Post by: bumpkin on May 28, 2009, 09:13:12
Nice one Dazz :lol: :lol:

and remember there is the powder variant for putting in your tea, it doesn't aid sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. :D :D
Title: Re: IMPORTANT PHARMACOLOGY MESSAGE -with apologies to the prudish
Post by: eye30 on May 28, 2009, 18:51:25
 :lol:
Title: Re: IMPORTANT PHARMACOLOGY MESSAGE -with apologies to the prudish
Post by: Blue on May 30, 2009, 09:21:25
Ouch, My side hurts !!!!!
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