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Title: A horrible joke
Post by: Hemmi on July 05, 2009, 21:56:02: An ugly bloke is on his way home from the pub one night when he passes a level train crossing.

Suddenly, he spots a slim, big-boobed woman tied to the train tracks, so he rushes over to untie her.

He then takes her back to his place, where he makes love to her all night, unable to believe his luck.

The next day, he goes back to his local to tell the story.

"You're a lucky bastard," says the landlord. "So was she pretty, blonde, brunette? What exactly?"

"I don't know," he replies. "I didn't manage to find the head."

:neutral: :lol:
Title: Re: A horrible joke
Post by: bulldog180 on July 05, 2009, 22:01:26: :lol: Thats sick(but i still laughed), so what does that say about me
Title: Re: A horrible joke
Post by: Hemmi on July 05, 2009, 22:03:59: Quote from: bulldog180 on July 05, 2009, 22:01:26
:lol: Thats sick(but i still laughed), so what does that say about me

I'll join you in hell :D haha
Title: Re: A horrible joke
Post by: Shambles on July 05, 2009, 22:06:22: Admit it Hemmi... that was you in the story wasn't it :lol:

(the bloke, not the woman)
Title: Re: A horrible joke
Post by: Hemmi on July 05, 2009, 22:07:32: Quote from: Shambles on July 05, 2009, 22:06:22
Admit it Hemmi... that was you in the story wasn't it :lol:

(the bloke, not the woman)

uhh...er...ummm...no there are no trains in Iceland :razz:
Title: Re: A horrible joke
Post by: eye30 on July 06, 2009, 07:10:49: :lol:
Title: Re: A horrible joke
Post by: bumpkin on July 08, 2009, 19:04:21: :lol: :lol:

Remember Necrophilia is dead boring :rolleyes:
Title: Re: A horrible joke
Post by: Dazzler on July 08, 2009, 19:46:31: Quote from: bumpkin on July 08, 2009, 19:04:21
:lol: :lol:

Remember Necrophilia is dead boring :rolleyes:

Yeah, but it hasn't stopped some people who are dying to try it...
Title: Re: A horrible joke
Post by: bumpkin on July 08, 2009, 19:55:27: Heh heh :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: A horrible joke
Post by: accim on July 13, 2009, 22:11:20: It's so not funny :eek: :neutral: :neutral: but I can't stop laughing loool :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: haha awful :lol: :lol: Hemmi that's not funny :lol:
Title: Re: A horrible joke
Post by: bumpkin on July 14, 2009, 09:59:59: Quote from: Hemmi on July 05, 2009, 22:07:32
Quote from: Shambles on July 05, 2009, 22:06:22
Admit it Hemmi... that was you in the story wasn't it :lol:

(the bloke, not the woman)

uhh...er...ummm...no there are no trains in Iceland :razz:

Yes there are you showed us :D :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: A horrible joke
Post by: Hemmi on July 14, 2009, 10:13:09: Quote from: bumpkin on July 14, 2009, 09:59:59
Quote from: Hemmi on July 05, 2009, 22:07:32
Quote from: Shambles on July 05, 2009, 22:06:22
Admit it Hemmi... that was you in the story wasn't it :lol:

(the bloke, not the woman)

uhh...er...ummm...no there are no trains in Iceland :razz:

Yes there are you showed us :D :lol: :lol:

damn it :lol: