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Title: How may Rabbits...
Post by: Dazzler on July 15, 2009, 13:51:52: Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven Sir

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits, and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven!

Teacher: Where the hell do you get seven from?
Johnny: Because I f***king have 1 at home.
Title: Re: How may Rabbits...
Post by: bumpkin on July 15, 2009, 17:18:20: ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: How may Rabbits...
Post by: bulldog180 on July 15, 2009, 18:14:32: I like that a lot :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: How may Rabbits...
Post by: eye30 on July 15, 2009, 18:52:23: :lol:

Teachers don't always realise that a child actually thinks logically
Title: Re: How may Rabbits...
Post by: Shambles on July 15, 2009, 19:43:40: Quote from: eye30 on July 15, 2009, 18:52:23
Teachers don't always realise that a child actually thinks logically

... or keeps rabbits :lol:
Title: Re: How may Rabbits...
Post by: eye30 on July 15, 2009, 22:09:55: Quote from: Shambles on July 15, 2009, 19:43:40
Quote from: eye30 on July 15, 2009, 18:52:23
Teachers don't always realise that a child actually thinks logically

... or keeps rabbits :lol:

I kept magazines wink wink nudge nudge
Title: Re: How may Rabbits...
Post by: Dazzler on July 15, 2009, 22:13:33: I like poms.. (they share my sense of humour) :mrgreen:
Title: Re: How may Rabbits...
Post by: bumpkin on July 15, 2009, 22:17:07: Quote from: eye30 on July 15, 2009, 22:09:55

I keep magazines wink wink nudge nudge

I still remember the day I got home from school and mum said she had tidied my bedroom and changed my bed (got fed up waiting for teenage me to do it).

She then came out with the classic line "I put them back where I found them"

Nothing more was said by either party :lol: :lol:

Did anybody else notice that the 80's mens mags were all named after Ford cars :question: :razz:
Title: Re: How may Rabbits...
Post by: Dazzler on July 15, 2009, 22:21:48: Quote from: bumpkin on July 15, 2009, 22:17:07
Did anybody else notice that the 80's mens mags were all named after Ford cars :question: :razz:

I didn't take much notice of what they were called... too busy looking inside..

Maybe that's why we used to pretend we were looking at car magazines in the shop...

"gee that's got nice styling.. and look at the widies on that...." :lol:
Title: Re: How may Rabbits...
Post by: eye30 on July 15, 2009, 22:21:56: Quote from: bumpkin on July 15, 2009, 22:17:07

Did anybody else notice that the 80's mens mags were all named after Ford cars :question: :razz:

Here 1 that comes to mined - Fiesta

I'd list the others but ....................
Title: Re: How may Rabbits...
Post by: Dazzler on July 15, 2009, 22:22:58: I was thinking "focus" would have been a good name...
Title: Re: How may Rabbits...
Post by: bumpkin on July 15, 2009, 22:24:48: I had a paper round at an extremely liberal newsagent who used to pass me the unsold copies of Fiesta and Escort :D :D
He'd probably be classified as something nasty these days..................
Title: Re: How may Rabbits...
Post by: Hemmi on July 17, 2009, 00:28:56: :lol: