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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: Dazzler on August 01, 2009, 12:31:01

Title: The Wedding Ring
Post by: Dazzler on August 01, 2009, 12:31:01

A man went to the hospital in Cooktown, Queensland to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
                                                     
According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.
She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
OR...
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
           
Tough call. You decide.
 :D

Title: Re: The Wedding Ring
Post by: eye30 on August 01, 2009, 12:32:22

True story?
 :lol: :evil:

Title: Re: The Wedding Ring
Post by: Dazzler on August 01, 2009, 12:35:11

I don't know... :-[

Just googled and first hit was this...

http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/ring.asp

Title: Re: The Wedding Ring
Post by: eye30 on August 01, 2009, 12:40:40

Quote from: eye30 on August 01, 2009, 12:32:22

True story?
 :lol: :evil:

He gets around - OZ, America next stop ????

Title: Re: The Wedding Ring
Post by: Shambles on August 01, 2009, 13:39:53

:lol:

Title: Re: The Wedding Ring
Post by: bulldog180 on August 01, 2009, 15:42:52

Its got to be the third one :lol:

Title: Re: The Wedding Ring
Post by: bumpkin on August 01, 2009, 17:46:49

I agree, it's like running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose :lol:

Title: Re: The Wedding Ring
Post by: bulldog180 on August 01, 2009, 18:55:45

Quote from: bumpkin on August 01, 2009, 17:46:49

I agree, it's like running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose :lol:

Do you speak from experiance Bumpkin :lol: :lol: :lol: