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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: bumpkin on August 04, 2009, 17:32:43

Title: Heavenly Conversation
Post by: bumpkin on August 04, 2009, 17:32:43

1st woman:    Hi!  Wanda.
             
2nd woman:  Hi!  Sylvia. How ' d you die?
               
1st woman:    I froze to death.
             
2nd woman:  How horrible!
             
1st woman:    It wasn ' t so bad.  After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.  What
about you?
             
2nd woman:  I died of a massive heart attack.  I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
             
1st woman:    So, what happened?
             
2nd woman:  I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then
I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
             
1st woman:    Too bad you didn ' t look in the freezer---we ' d both
still be alive.

Title: Re: Heavenly Conversation
Post by: Hemmi on August 04, 2009, 18:40:19

 :lol:

Title: Re: Heavenly Conversation
Post by: Shambles on August 04, 2009, 19:24:58

A golden oldie that always make me smirk :lol:

Title: Re: Heavenly Conversation
Post by: eye30 on August 04, 2009, 20:01:54

 :lol:

Title: Re: Heavenly Conversation
Post by: Dazzler on August 04, 2009, 21:58:02

Quote from: Shambles on August 04, 2009, 19:24:58

A golden oldie that always make me smirk :lol:

   

I hadn't heard that one before (i don't think) .. But I liked it... :lol: