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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: bumpkin on August 04, 2009, 17:35:28

Title: Australian Accident
Post by: bumpkin on August 04, 2009, 17:35:28: In Australia Northern Territory a farm hand (An Aboriginal) contacted his boss via his truck's 2-way-radio.

'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I've hit a pig with the Ute (Utility vehicle).
The pig's seems OK, but he's stuck in the bull-bars at the front of the Ute and
he's wriggling and squealing and a kicking so much I can't get him out.'

The manager says,'Look stop beggaring about we need the truck back here, there's a 303 Rifle behind the seat. Take it; shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him. Then get back here sharpish we need the truck'.

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and like you said once he stopped kicking I got him out from the bull-bars no probs, but I still can't get rollin'.

'NOW what's your problem?' raged the Manager.

'Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch.'
Title: Re: Australian Accident
Post by: Shambles on August 04, 2009, 19:26:37: I hope we don't have any ~~pigs~~ coppers reading this :lol:
Title: Re: Australian Accident
Post by: eye30 on August 04, 2009, 20:02:31: :lol:
Title: Re: Australian Accident
Post by: Dazzler on August 04, 2009, 21:56:48: Quote from: Shambles on August 04, 2009, 19:26:37
I hope we don't have any ~~pigs~~ coppers reading this :lol:

Don't think DB08 and a couple of our other ex-coppers will find this very funny.. :-[
Title: Re: Australian Accident
Post by: 2i30s on August 05, 2009, 10:58:13: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Australian Accident
Post by: MRH130 on August 05, 2009, 22:27:01: Quote from: Dazz on August 04, 2009, 21:56:48
Don't think DB08 and a couple of our other ex-coppers will find this very funny.. :-[

Ah, you have to be able to laugh at yourself! :lol:

And some of them bring negative public opinion on themselves, sitting next to 100 signs booking people. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Australian Accident
Post by: bumpkin on August 05, 2009, 22:31:23: Yours do that too eh?

Wonder when they will get round to chasing proper criminals :idea: :wink:
Title: Re: Australian Accident
Post by: MRH130 on August 06, 2009, 01:09:48: yeah, around here they certainly seem more interested in booking people because they can than they ever were when my car got stolen. :mad: