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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: sweetbix on August 15, 2009, 14:38:21

Title: One way to get your point across..
Post by: sweetbix on August 15, 2009, 14:38:21: A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.

Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

"You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.

"Use the salt. Use The Salt! USE THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied: "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!"
Title: Re: One way to get your point across..
Post by: Shambles on August 15, 2009, 15:13:23: Buhahahahahaha :lol:

How true, you women :P
Title: Re: One way to get your point across..
Post by: eye30 on August 15, 2009, 17:28:04: :lol:
Title: Re: One way to get your point across..
Post by: bulldog180 on August 15, 2009, 18:33:38: My wife has just past he test and i thought she was bad before but now i can't do anthing right after driving for 25 years :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: One way to get your point across..
Post by: bumpkin on August 15, 2009, 20:39:03: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: One way to get your point across..
Post by: SRT Metro on August 16, 2009, 06:20:12: :lol:
Title: Re: One way to get your point across..
Post by: Hemmi on August 16, 2009, 11:58:50: :lol:
Title: Re: One way to get your point across..
Post by: ozsnowman on August 16, 2009, 13:15:36: *backs away slowly* ummm no dear I didnt read that :D