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Title: Scottish jokes
Post by: bulldog180 on August 19, 2009, 19:39:32

I appoligise in advance to all sotts :wink: :lol:

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went into a bar. The Englishman stood a round of drinks, the Irishman stood a round of drinks and the Scotsman stood around.

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.

How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.

SORRY :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Scottish jokes
Post by: eye30 on August 19, 2009, 19:53:46

 :lol:

Title: Re: Scottish jokes
Post by: bumpkin on August 19, 2009, 21:34:41

 :lol: :lol:

It is a myth however that us Scots (not Sotts :rolleyes:) invented copper wire when two of us were fighting over a penny!

Title: Re: Scottish jokes
Post by: Dazzler on August 19, 2009, 22:39:10

I like the first 5 best... :D

Title: Re: Scottish jokes
Post by: Shambles on August 19, 2009, 22:59:06

Quote from: bumpkin on August 19, 2009, 21:34:41

It is a myth however that us Scots ... invented copper wire when two of us were fighting over a penny!

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that is excellent :lol:

Title: Re: Scottish jokes
Post by: bulldog180 on August 19, 2009, 23:03:42

Quote from: bumpkin on August 19, 2009, 21:34:41

:lol: :lol:

It is a myth however that us Scots (not Sotts :rolleyes:) invented copper wire when two of us were fighting over a penny!

Thanx for the spelling mistake and i don't thik it is a myth :wink: :lol: