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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: bulldog180 on August 19, 2009, 19:45:28

Title: Texan in Australia
Post by: bulldog180 on August 19, 2009, 19:45:28

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".

Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, "And what are those"?

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?

Title: Re: Texan in Australia
Post by: eye30 on August 19, 2009, 19:54:21

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Texan in Australia
Post by: bumpkin on August 19, 2009, 21:35:36

 :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Texan in Australia
Post by: Dazzler on August 19, 2009, 22:37:09

I bet he got hopping mad when the Aussie said that.... :rolleyes: :lol:

Title: Re: Texan in Australia
Post by: sweetbix on August 20, 2009, 00:19:11

:lol:

Title: Re: Texan in Australia
Post by: SRT Metro on August 20, 2009, 11:57:36

 :lol: :lol: :lol: