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Title: Restroom Conversation
Post by: sweetbix on August 23, 2009, 14:02:43
So yesterday I was traveling down the interstate to visit family and I needed to use the restroom (#2) really bad, so I stopped at a rest area. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying “‘Hi, how are you?”

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don’t know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!” So the other guy says “So what are you up to?”

What kind of question is that? By this point, I’m thinking it’s pretty bizarre that a stranger expects to conversate while taking a dump so I reply “Uhhh I’m probably like you, just traveling?” At this point I’m wanting to get the hell outta there as fast as I can when dude asks another question… “‘Can I come over?”

Ok, this question is just too weird for me. Like, WTF! But I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
“Nah man, I’m a little busy right now!”

Right then, dead silence… then I hear the person say (kinda nervously) “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.”

 :lol:
Title: Re: Restroom Conversation
Post by: eye30 on August 23, 2009, 16:42:52
 :-[
Title: Re: Restroom Conversation
Post by: bulldog180 on August 23, 2009, 17:55:42
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Restroom Conversation
Post by: Dazzler on August 23, 2009, 18:57:00
Hi sweetbix

I thought that joke was crap the first time I heard it (but it's growing on me now)

The last time I heard it there wasn't quite so much... detail  :-[
Title: Re: Restroom Conversation
Post by: SRT Metro on August 24, 2009, 17:34:01
 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Restroom Conversation
Post by: bumpkin on August 24, 2009, 20:13:11
 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Restroom Conversation
Post by: Hemmi on August 24, 2009, 22:12:59
 :lol:
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