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Title: Cowboy
Post by: sweetbix on September 09, 2009, 11:53:42

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."

The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."

The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."

She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

 :lol:

Title: Re: Cowboy
Post by: SRT Metro on September 09, 2009, 11:54:50

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Cowboy
Post by: 2i30s on September 09, 2009, 11:57:14

 :lol: :cool:

Title: Re: Cowboy
Post by: bumpkin on September 09, 2009, 12:13:27

 :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Cowboy
Post by: Shambles on September 09, 2009, 13:06:52

That's great :lol:

Title: Re: Cowboy
Post by: hipposniper on September 09, 2009, 18:09:59

oooohhhh, is that blood i see running down his neck, :lol:

Title: Re: Cowboy
Post by: eye30 on September 09, 2009, 18:46:36

close shave sir?

or

Nothing (Anything) for the weekend sir?

Title: Re: Cowboy
Post by: accim on September 10, 2009, 08:18:50

Maybe it's a true story?

(http://tvhe.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/alg_sweeney_todd1.jpg)

Title: Re: Cowboy
Post by: Dazzler on September 10, 2009, 12:12:38

Very original sweetbix.. :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Cowboy
Post by: Blue on September 20, 2009, 11:38:18

She had big what's???

hahaha, brilliant!