Post by: Dazzler on June 30, 2008, 12:33:36
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!' And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute, love, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same.' The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
Post by: eye30 on June 30, 2008, 18:22:16
Post by: tzwientjuh on July 01, 2008, 17:56:09
and I mean that literally
Post by: Dazzler on July 02, 2008, 00:11:00
Phew, I thought you didn't like it for a minute! I never heard that word before (thought it was Belgian for awful..)
But looked it up on Google (Roll on the floor laughing - learn something every day)
Post by: tzwientjuh on July 04, 2008, 19:00:27
Quote from: "dazzling_darryl"
Hi Nick,
Phew, I thought you didn't like it for a minute! I never heard that word before (thought it was Belgian for awful..)
But looked it up on Google (Roll on the floor laughing - learn something every day) :D
Post by: Dazzler on July 04, 2008, 22:50:24
Post by: tzwientjuh on July 05, 2008, 09:26:57
Ik ben slecht = I am bad. Only the words are diffrent but the place of the words in the sentence are the same :roll:
Post by: Shambles on July 05, 2008, 10:33:46
Quote from: "tzwientjuh"
...so do i mate so do i
I always have to check my text before I post it
Fascinating stuff there about grammar and pronunciation
Post by: tzwientjuh on July 05, 2008, 11:47:14
Post by: Hemmi on July 06, 2008, 07:28:50
Quote from: "tzwientjuh"
Quote from: "dazzling_darryl"Hi Nick,
Phew, I thought you didn't like it for a minute! I never heard that word before (thought it was Belgian for awful..)
But looked it up on Google (Roll on the floor laughing - learn something every day) :D
I bet none of you can say awful in Icelandic!
Awful = Hræðilegt
Post by: tzwientjuh on July 06, 2008, 08:31:33
Quote from: "Hemmi"
I bet none of you can say awful in Icelandic!
Awful = Hræðilegt
Not only I can't pronounce it, I also can't read it! Strange letters :p