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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: sweetbix on October 17, 2009, 06:31:04
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An elderly Italian lived alone in New Jersey.
He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area, but without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
The next day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie.
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Very Funny. :lol:
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Who's a clever girl then.. finding that one... :lol:
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I don't know where she digs them up from :eek: :wink:
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Which reminds me
What do you do if you find a trumpet in your garden :question:
You root it oot :D
OK Scottish joke I know :razz:
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